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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 06:05 PM        Proverbs
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 06:07 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 06:12 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 06:53 PM       
when life gives you lemons you clearly need to upgrade to grapefruit size or larger so consult with a plastic surgeon about implants
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 07:04 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 11:09 PM       
When life gives you lemons, send life a fruitcake for Christmas.
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 11:52 PM       
When life gives you lemons masturbate vigorously.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
When life gives you lemons make cocktails.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 12:33 AM       
When life gives you lemons, eat them rind and all until your teeth dissolve.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 12:50 AM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 01:16 AM       
when life gives you lemons you're playing it wrong, wth you're supposed to get a little pink peg or a little blue peg not a fucking lemon
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 01:40 AM       
When life gives you lemons, aim for the pretzel.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:17 AM       
When life gives you lemons, be thankful, because there are starving children in China who would kill to have those lemons you insensitive pampered DICK
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:36 AM       
When life gives you lemons you should probably have a talk with your car dealer
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:06 AM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:55 AM       
When live gives you lemons sautee them with some chicken and almond slivers and EVOO...it's yum-o :rachelray
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:02 AM       
When life gives you lemons you must be living in some sort of Lemon World which would make it appropriate. It's better than Lima Bean World or Spiked Ballgag & Used Condom Dangling From Your Tattered Asshole World.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:22 AM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 09:48 AM       
When life gives you lemons, send a nice thank you card.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
When life gives you lemons, find a new life.

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When life gives you lemons, be glad at least someone remembered your birthday.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 04:27 PM       
When life gives you lemons, set up new rules for next year's Secret Santa event.
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