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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 01:34 PM        My Favorite Movie Assholes: Part 3
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 02:58 PM       
Am so pleased you included Bill Lumbergh in this list, that man is the very definition of an asshole.
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 03:11 PM       
Joe Mantegna is totally unrecognizable in that photo. I thought it was Timothy Spall
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 08:22 PM       
I always thought Dr. Chilton had an inferiority complex. The job suited him perfectly cuz he could revel in his delusions regarding his intelligence and such, and hated Lecter cuz there was no contest. Of course, it could just be that he was an asshole.
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 10:29 PM       
I killed a power-hungry, birthright-stealing, child-killing, witch-supporting, mindless-death-guard-employing, skull-wearing asshole? Oh yeah, THAT asshole. Hey good for me!
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Old Nov 19th, 2010, 12:21 AM       
I am happy you included Buddy Revell from "Three O'Clock High" on this list.
Not only was he completely capable of kicking Jerry's ass, but he brings out the brass knuckles as well...The absolute definition of an asshole.
Thankfully he got his ass handed to him in this movie AND in Kindergarten Cop.
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Old Nov 19th, 2010, 07:44 AM       
Chilton was even more of an asshole in the book, where he goes missing shortly after Lecter's escape.

Though, he's not a bigger asshole than Krendler in "Hannibal". He intentionally ruins Clarice's career, tried to sleep with her while he's already married, and generally makes jackassy comments, such as "You're a little old to still be fucking your daddy, Starling." You actually get to see him get his brain carved out by Lecter in the movie, which is very satisfying.
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Old Nov 19th, 2010, 01:34 PM       
Nice work. I want to see Reverend Jonathan Whirley from Dragnet (1987) on Part IV please!
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Old Nov 19th, 2010, 09:10 PM       
Troy/Troy's dad from the Goonies.
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Old Nov 20th, 2010, 04:25 AM       
Awesome list as always. But please on the next list of Assholes,could you put Janice from the movie Wanted on here,damn she was a Bitch and a first class Asshole.
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Old Nov 20th, 2010, 07:55 AM       
Damn, now I have to go watch Three O'Clock High and My Bodyguard again.
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Old Nov 20th, 2010, 12:21 PM       
I think it was a great list again! I suggest "Algie Murphy" played by Jack Palance in Young Guns. He tries to run every independent rancher out of business and then insinuates that John Tunstall is a pederast on top of trying to ruin him.
The World of Madness is gaining new residents daily.
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Old Nov 21st, 2010, 02:51 PM       
Awesome list.. I would only add Jeffery Jones (AKA Ed Rooney) from Ferris Buelers day off. But maybe we already had the mandatory Selection from John Hughes... other then that.. LOVE the list
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Old Nov 21st, 2010, 08:07 PM       
How about Kent from Real Genius? He is one of my personal favorite movie assholes. That sneer on his face when he tells Chris Knight that he should have checked his optics is priceless. And we get to see him get buried in popcorn at the end. Come to think of it, Dr. Hathaway is just as big an asshole in that movie. Whew. Hard choice. But somehow I consider Kent the bigger asshole.

Fun list. =)
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Old Nov 22nd, 2010, 12:02 PM       
I can't believe nobody has mentioned O'Bannion from Dazed and Confused, played by Ben Affleck. He's such a dick that he fails his senior year of high school so he can torment the incoming freshmen again!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2010, 12:13 PM       
Two Words: Buddy Repperton. If anyone ever deserved to be run down by a flaming supernatural 58 Plymouth it was this brutish switchblade-toting troglodyte. I mean, look at him. He's been left back so much that he's on a first-name basis with the 40-something shop-teacher.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2010, 09:28 PM       
I'd have to agree that Kent from Real Genius should definitely be on the next list. Also perhaps Ronny Cox as Dick Jones in RoboCop or Cohaagen in Total Recall.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 11:37 AM       
Anthony Heald is NOT Nick Nolte.

Isn't that something?
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Old Mar 20th, 2011, 05:06 PM       
Dr. Silverman from the Terminator films. Also, the eponymous (original) Bad Lieutenant played by Harvey Keitel. Also, why not have a female asshole or "Favorite Movie Snatches" spin-off?
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