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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 04:39 PM        Where do you find old men?
I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:01 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:04 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
Better act now, I have two more years to be in my thirties.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:13 PM       
I can handle 40's. I kissed someone who was 41 quite recently and it didn't feel any different to a 30 something person, bizarrely enough. He didn't smell of pee either.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 05:35 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 06:13 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 08:27 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 09:05 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 09:37 PM       
i'm a nice bloke in my thirties but i believe i also fall under the "quite mad" category
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 11:43 PM       
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I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.

Right here...43, divorced for over a year, sane, and gainfully employed.
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 01:11 PM       
Met my old man at a Saxon concert.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 03:25 AM       
This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 09:08 AM       
A candle lit dinner at 4PM? Maybe a Ben-Gay rubdown afterward?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 11:14 AM       
Oh crap! Am I too late to say all the stereotypical stuff? Lets see; An all day breakfast establishment, playing checkers in the park, alone in their room at the nursing home waiting for their grandkids to call. Damn it I know that there is more, sorry I couldn't be more help.
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 02:11 PM       
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This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 03:32 PM       
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I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.
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Come to America.

If you are British then you know that you get a couple of bonus points in your favor, simply due to your accent.

If you are from New Zealand then you know that you get a couple of bonus points against you, simply due to your accent.

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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 03:35 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
There's this coffee shop you should try, it's in the U.S. though. When are you arriving???
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 06:23 PM       
Coffee? How about a few pints and some mattress wrestling instead?
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Old Sep 18th, 2008, 07:56 PM       
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