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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 02:45 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 02:56 AM       
Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 02:59 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:28 AM       
Esoulhim, did you like Rent?
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:58 AM       
I'm hanging out with that Ukrainian girl on friday

I hope I can be as charming and entertaining sober as I was drunk
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:59 AM       
oh shit i forgot that i had hair when i met her

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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 04:02 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 04:06 AM       
YEAH AND MAYBE ILL MAKE SOME TASTELESS JOKES ABOUT CHEYRNOBIL WHILE IM AT IT
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 04:06 AM       
Or how Stalin killed a shit load of people
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 04:07 AM       
I'm going to bed, f*ck this
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 04:44 AM       
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when it comes to older british actresses i have to go with emma thompson
Is it weird that I would snap my dick off in Helen Mirren
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 07:02 AM       
Apparently no, that seems to be a view expressed by many guys with the forum to express them publicly. One of the podcasts I listen to has 2 people who have repeatedly talked of their sexual attraction to Helen Mirren. In their and your defense she has taken such good care of herself that even at her age her body is on par with bodies of sexy women half her age.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 08:05 AM       
Did you see Helen Mirren in Caligula? She was great.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 09:04 AM       
Helen Mirren is secksy.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 09:14 AM       
Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 02:32 PM       
IM A NAZI SCHATZE YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR THE FATHERLAND
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 02:59 PM       
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Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.
I'm going to have to agree with you. I don't understand people who think she's hot, especially when they're quick to disparage old women and fawn over Megan Fox.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:12 PM       
It's more her personality that's hot.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:12 PM       
Megan Fox is blah to me. I can't really point at a hollywood actress I'd really like to get with... maybe Charlize Theron, but only if she kept the accent she used in Arrested Development.

edit: And you can't bang personality. You can bang a pile of old leathery bones, but who would want to?
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:14 PM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:16 PM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:17 PM       
I'd say you're alright as long as you aren't old as dirt. I mean, I have nothing against old people. One of my best friends when I was 18 was 61 sadly.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:18 PM       
wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:19 PM       
I said you looked good! They were the ones with the cowboy special.
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Old Aug 16th, 2011, 03:20 PM       
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wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?
I also called you a Mennonite pretzel lady, but I don't see how either of those things preclude me from saying you and your red hair are cute.
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