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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 05:51 PM        What would you do In a Romero type situation
Because of all the heat about the "new" Dawn of the Dead movie, I tought it was only natural to post a topic about WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A WORLD WIDE WIDE CRISIS but specify wheather its the Good Ol Shamblers or Olympic Runner types

I persionally would clear out a condo building. Because they normally have easy access wo the roof or the Building my dad works at because it has shacks on the roof and easy to get up to. I wouldn't bother with andy of the higher caliber weapons exept a .22 because they can presumably peirce the skull of the rotten with little troubly and are generally light.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 06:41 PM       
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seriously, though..you'd find me at a 24 hour place like miejer or wal-mart. toys and lots of food, and usually a hunting section with some guns, you can't go wrong.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 07:11 PM       
A graveyard. It's the last place the undead would look for you.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 07:19 PM       
I would kill zombies.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 07:20 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 09:07 PM       
I was watching the old dawn of the dead a few days ago and pondered. If the WHOLE WORLD is going zombie crazy, there would be no hope of survival. Lets say theres 100,000 people in a "safe zone" of sorts, like a huge stadium or something, theres over a billion people in north america, theres no way you could hold them off.
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 09:58 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 10:05 PM       
I'll head off to China, they are probably already immune to that shit anyways
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 12:06 AM       
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But you forget eventually you bould be quite adept at Headshots and theres more ammo and weaponry in north america than there are people. And for those of you who would steal a Tank good luck with driving and shooting
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 12:51 AM       
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and theres more ammo and weaponry in north america than there are people.
Yeah because everyone in america walks around on the street with like 3 guns...

I would find like a Wal-Mart and lock the doors so i have stuff to live on and then when i ran out of food i would load up and move on to the next wal-mart or place with guns and food.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 01:21 AM       
It's easy, you take some smart people and move to an island and grow food.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 02:30 AM       
I would loot some stores (blankets, guns, sleeping bags, food), and then head to the mountains. I would only have to worry about "the Thing"

Flesh Freezes, and Zombies have no internal heating.
They would freeze where they stand in anything below zero.

Then after they would freeze, I would hack them apart with an axe, before the spring thaw.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 03:45 AM       
Get as far away from people as posable, Steal a boat and find an maned oil rig.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 08:37 AM       
i would grab a bfg and toast that demon back to hell

opps wrong 'romero' situation

anyways, if it where a shrambling zombie scenario, i would use a sledgehammer or crowbar a primary weapon (knock em down, smash their brains in) and if i can find one, a gun as a last line of defence (as ammo doesnt last forever), i would nomad my way around the country generaly having a laugh or trying to find a 'game' store that hasent been looted yet.

but who cares if zombies did appear the ninjas would stop them
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:09 AM       
http://www.allthingszombie.com/phpBB...forum.php?f=30
Entire part of a message board devoted to this discussion, LOT of people with a LOT of time on their hands there.

Anyways, the island scenario is the the best, as it eliminates the Zombie threat, but what is actually the bigger threat is raiding parties of survivors that just go around and take your women and your food. Again an island makes that less of a threat, the farther it is from society, or the more well hidden and defended it is. Ideally its an island with a hill that has an easily concelaed cave. Preferably in a warmer but still temperate zone (Zombie freezing helps, its easy to crush skulls when the zombies are not trying to eat you.) With areas around it that you can hunt and forage for food, and later farm, after the raiding parties have died out.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:21 AM       
Have any of you fags even seen Day Of The Dead?
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:23 AM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:25 AM       
Holy shit I have a lot of posts.

Anyway, eventually people would set up barricaded zones, then release a few zombies into trappable situations for study. And then a crazy mexican would release all of them on you. Viva la raza.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:35 AM       
And then i'd take a helicopter along with a bug eyed guy and a black fisherman, then land it on an island.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:40 AM       
That jamaican guy owned, but I'd go do a search for the black guy in the original dawn, as he is a ninja, well at least he ninja kicks a zombie in the face at the end. Oh and can i keep Bob-King of the Zombies?
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 06:08 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2004, 09:11 PM       
All you have to do is stay alive for like 15 years. Because then the zombies will have to be in such an advanced state of decay they would no longer be a threat. But i doubt the problem could get as bad as it does in the dead trilogy so fast with over 2/4 of the population is educated about The Rotten i some way.

BTW I would make a large FLAME trap and light fhe fuckers on fire by the bucketload.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 10:47 AM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 12:55 PM        .
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I'll head off to China, they are probably already immune to that shit anyways
Nuh uh, you'd have Zombies with SARS
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 01:02 PM       
well i just know i won't be visiting germany when the zombie shit hits the world wide fan
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