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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 06:33 AM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 10:36 AM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 12:05 PM       
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I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.
I think that's like the fifth time i've heard that story ;/
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 04:00 PM       
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I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.
That happened to me when I had my wisdom teeth removed, except instead of sending a gift basket I drank a lot of chocolate shakes.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 04:08 PM       
I probably should get my widsom teeth removed. They were pretty painful at the end of 2008 but by that time I ran out of PTO at work. They feel okay now but prob shold still be taken out.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man

I should have surgery more often.

Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 05:50 PM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 07:27 PM       
Apparently I don't get to have a C-section until the end of next month. I am fairly bummed about this.

Didn't it used to take women 9 months to complete this shit?
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 07:36 PM       
Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
is she having the baby in jail?
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 07:45 PM       
pay someone in jail to punch her in the stomach everyday, pregnant or not.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
Eat the baby. Not Kitsa's baby though. We will love kitsa's baby.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 07:57 PM       
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Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced.
Drink one for me buddy.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 09:08 PM       
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pay someone in jail to punch her in the stomach everyday, pregnant or not.
This also works for high school.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 09:10 PM       
That's because high school is like prison, except you don't learn anything
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 01:02 AM       
Happy birthdays to Willie and Shrub.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 01:05 AM       
Yes Happy bday indeed to them and Pub as well.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 01:06 AM       
Happy birethdayu willie andg shrub. I'm working on drinknig
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 03:44 AM       
so my current position is getting eliminated as of the end of the year, and i was supposed to get a new one, but nobody's contacted me about it yet

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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 03:55 AM       
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 11:40 AM       
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I had two cracked and abscessed molars removed while under valium and versed, and that stuff was awesome. From the second the needle went into my vein to the second they woke me up, I had no memory of the dentistry whatsoever. I was so thrilled I sent the office a gift basket. I wanted an IV drip of that shit to roll around at work with me so I didn't remember/care about being there.
Speaking of cracked molars, I cracked my molar about a month ago. On Sunday, I accidentally bit on a piece of bacon with that tooth, and now I'm missing about half the goddamn tooth.
The worst part is, I have a terrible, TERRIBLE phobia of dentists; if I hear a dentist's drill in any situation, I start to lock up and freak out. Thus, I'm being IV sedated, like-a you!
On the pus side, I get to chill out of hydrocodon or whatever for a few weeks until after the work.
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 12:24 PM       
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1. Get wisdom teeth removed.
2. Take 4 percocets at once.
3. ???????????
4. Feels fucking amazing man

I should have surgery more often.

Or buy dried poppy pods. <3 Opioids
What? No demerol? Your doing it wrong.

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Depends on the temperature I guess. In related news I might be a father so I'm going to get shitfaced.
Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood.

But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things."
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Old Dec 30th, 2009, 02:18 PM       
happy birthday mr willie, I hope you hear back from your job.

happy birthday also to shrub.

happy birthday also to big tex, if it is your birthday
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