MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[mburbank]

The thing about this whole banner dust up is not that W. once again lied, not that he tried to pin the blame on the navy, not that no one in the Navy is willing to support his claim that the banner was their idea, not that Mclellan had to publicly admit the banner was produced by the white house, not that Bush was wrong about his advancemen who had been planning the event for days, not that when message banners visible behind the presdient during all photo ops are a standard procedure for his advance team and he expectd the public to think this one time the message banner was just a co-inky-dink.

The thing is, the distatseful thing, is how snarky, whiny and unmanly W. was in answering the question.

Which is why his folks don't want the poor bastard off book and why he gives less press conference than any modern president. Off the cuff he comes across as just what he is. A privilidged whiny preppie who took to playing good 'ol boy to mask the fact that he wasn't anywhere near as smart as your average priviliged whiny preppie.

I never could have imagined saying this about... well... anyone, but Junior isn't half the man his father was.

[VinceZeb]

*gives baby Max his rattle and bottle*

Could you come off any more like a whiner?

[Emu]

[Big Papa Goat]

SNAP!

[Jeanette X]

What the hell is that picture from, anyway?...

[The One and Only...]

Some guy had it in his sig at MTVHell for a long time...

[mburbank]

*puts something between two stars to indicate a phyical action in the trademark manner of huge fucking internet dorks everywhere*


Hey, Vinth, could you be more of a huge fucking internet dork?

[Protoclown]

[VinceZeb]

Hope you didn't strain yourself thinking of that witty comeback, Max.

[mburbank]

Original thought comes as easily to me as cutting and pasting images created by other people does to you.

[VinceZeb]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Original thought comes as easily to me as cutting and pasting images created by other people does to you.

If that is the case then you probably should check your nose to see if it is bleeding after that funny response.

[mburbank]

Anyone who has a clue as to what that last jibe means, chime in.

Here's my guess. I'd get a nose bleed from the train, becuase I must have meant my jokes don't come easily, becuase he created that democratic baby logo himself.


I'm sure that graphic was right under his submarine letter.

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Anyone who has a clue as to what that last jibe means, chime in.

When I saw the word "nose" I figured he was heading in the direction of another Jew remark, but.. no..

I'm stumped.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

I believe what he is trying to say is that when he does something that requires very little effort (to a normal person), like cutting and pasting, it causes so much strain on him that he gets a nosebleed. So by you saying it is as difficult for you to come up with an original idea as it is for him to cut and paste something he thought that you put as much strain on yourself as he does and as a result you got a bloody nose. Or maybe he’s just retarded and that comment made no sense.

[Zosimus]

why do you do it vince? What is this childish take you have on subjects you don't like? Most all your comments are of the most ignorant kind...it is humorous to see that someone, such as yourself, hasn't been banned here!!
In terms of your abilities to discuss, argue and set precidence for intelligent conversations I would have thought that your "master" had tought you better!!!
You are a very bored child who needs to get some positive stimuli> Now, hurry up and run off! With that "condition" of yours, I am quite sure that out there in the great somewhere, is a BIG, FAT needle screaming just to be plunged in you!

Can you post something with relevance to Max's subject, or are you going to troll your way through this one too?

[VinceZeb]

Zos, the only thing I'd like to post is a simple message:

You need to tell your cock-hungry skank mother to quit booty calling me. I don't know how the whore got my cell phone number, but she needs to quit calling me every fucking hour on the hour of every day.

[The One and Only...]

I think Vince is an MuP of burbank.

[VinceZeb]

Nope, sorry. I'm a real person.

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

*gives baby Max his rattle and bottle*

Could you come off any more like a whiner?

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

You need to tell your cock-hungry skank mother to quit booty calling me.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

No, Goat, I don't believe I have ever received a call from your father.

When did Vince turn into negro Chandler, king of one-liners?

[mburbank]

"Nope, sorry. I'm a real person."
Vinth



I'm sorry you're a real person too. Oh, SNAP!

I knw Vinth won't get that joke, so here's one he's more likely to appreciatte.


Hey, Vinth, stop trying to fuck! Your cock doesn't work! And the women in your family all want me to fuck them and pay for it so they will have money to buy drugs but I won't becuase they are all ugly and I could get a whore disease off them!

[Protoclown]

[Zosimus]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Zos, the only thing I'd like to post is a simple message:

You need to tell your cock-hungry skank mother to quit booty calling me. I don't know how the whore got my cell phone number, but she needs to quit calling me every fucking hour on the hour of every day.

AWWW! You are so cute! How could any woman resist you with such schmoozy lines cummin out of your mouth?! You make me so jealous...

In fact, give ME your number and I'll cum right by to deal with your cute ass BIG BOY!

[ranxer]

was there a topic here?

has anyone ever been banned from I-mock?

i hope not.. and hope no one does.. i don't mind skipping drivel

[mburbank]

The topic had to do with W's, if I may borrow a term here, 'pussified' response to a reporters questiin ragarding the banner on the USS lincoln directly behind the president during his speech declaring major combat over in Iraq. It read 'Mission Accomplished'. Bush claimed, rather peevishly, that the banner belonged to the navy and reffered to the Lincolns Mission.

The press secretary later had to admit that the banner was manufactured by the white house and transported to the Lincoln by the whitehouse, but hung by sailors. The whitehouse should not be held responsible for things they make and transport which Sailors then hang up.

I was pointing out that what really bothered me personally about the incident was not the banner or the prevarication, or even the by niow typical Bush finger pointing and blame shifting, it was the presidents use of Clintonian parsing. This banner wasn't our idea, it was the Navies.

[The One and Only...]

Sounds like quite the nitpick.