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Old Sep 17th, 2005, 05:33 PM        Attention Retro Kat
If you have to tell people that you're gay in every post, I-Mockery administration requires that you make one of the images on this page your avatar.

http://www.gaypimp.com/press.html

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Old Sep 17th, 2005, 10:24 PM       
RETRO KAT IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

fuck, he was my prom date...
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 02:44 AM       
I'm cool with that. But I'm drunk, sop well see if it's stil there tomorrow.
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 03:51 AM       
I'm drunk too!!! I'm just not so drunk that I'd fuck you.
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 03:56 AM       
Give it time...
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 04:04 AM       
Psssh, I've only had nine drinks. Which is about so much as it took me to make out with another guy. But I didn't fuck him. Perhaps because there was no room open, but I didn't.
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 05:24 AM       
I've had about 16, from a 30 of hi life, so if you have the other 14, you'd fuck me, right?
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 08:08 AM       
retro, you are gay, whether you like girls or boys.
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 03:25 PM       
it's funny because the more he drinks the closer he comes to death..
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 03:52 PM       
you booze, you lose.

I went to a wedding with a free bar all night last night.
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 03:55 PM       
I got shitfaced and puked everywhere last night.


Good times.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 02:34 PM       
I smoked a gram of white widow and drank a bottle of wine Now all I have left is an empty pipe and a dirty floor!
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 05:20 PM       
Seth has hedged around an indecent proposal a time or two before. Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 03:56 PM       
Although politely deflected, your thinly-veiled overtures were not in the least unappreciated Seth.
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 04:01 PM       
oh my god you are the worst person in the universe
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 04:03 PM       
Yeasty, puss-filled, oozing, crustaceous cunt.
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 04:07 PM       
KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0
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Old Sep 30th, 2005, 04:38 PM       
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KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0
Do I need to remind you that this is a forum for a comedy site? Relax and roll with it a little, Guit!
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Old Sep 30th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
You hippie faggot.
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Old Sep 30th, 2005, 05:02 PM       
Yea guit, you should try making jokes where you pretend to be angry and outrageous at various people who's names may start with KE.
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Old Sep 30th, 2005, 08:43 PM       
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You hippie faggot.
Yeah well at least he's not a gay fagggot (I am fully aware that there is an extra "g" in faggot, He is really that gay.)

By the way kahljorn Who the Fucken Ho Slut are you talkin' to[/color][/i]
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Old Sep 30th, 2005, 11:46 PM       
i gotta say, kelly chaos starts to grow on you after awhile....
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Old Oct 1st, 2005, 02:20 AM       
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I smoked a gram of white widow and drank a bottle of wine Now all I have left is an empty pipe and a dirty floor!
Don't you need to sew on a penis or cut one off?
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Old Oct 1st, 2005, 07:16 PM       
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Yeah well at least he's not a gay fagggot (I am fully aware that there is an extra "g" in faggot, He is really that gay.)
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Lordy! Dear Lord, at least he's not a gay faggot, indeed. Oh my, what would his dear ol' mother say to that. She'd have a heart attack, I'm sure. Mercy me, she would. Heaven forbid!

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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 01:38 AM       
I, in my time, I have given my sexuality some though. I said,"Rosenstern (because I always refer to myself with my forum name), you act in musical theater, you read Shakespeare, you write classical music, and you like to visit art galleries. Why aren't you gay?!" I realized it's because I like boobs too much to be gay. Boobs rock, bitch!
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