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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 10:48 AM        Characters
Hello, I am a character. Some may say that I'm a newb but, in actuality, I am a character brought to life by a disgruntled long-time poster who has failed to gain attention through his everyday personality so; therefore, has developed an alternate persona to bring himself or herself into the spotlight. My attention-whoring personality requires this for my continued existence. That being said, I am here to proclaim that my soul purpose is to fuck with you. I shall be popping in from time to time to fuck with you. When my short attention span is drawn elsewhere, I will still be on your mind because I have fucked with you before and have done my job well. You will fucking despise my fucking existence even though I'm not present. You will make well-intended but pitiful attempts to ban me. This will not work as I am legion. Anyway ... well ... fuck you.
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 01:40 PM       
Retarded Cries for Attention forum
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 04:17 PM       
What can be worrying (and I've seen this so often) is when your character is far more popular than you. You need to be concerned : is a fake you better than the real thing?

Only on ta net can a Wanking Willy be more popular than his Karma creator.
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 06:01 PM       
hi mad max :P
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 08:09 PM       
Are you making fun of me?
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 08:52 PM       
EVIL ROBOT = SOME BLACK GUY

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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 09:00 PM       
I revert to being a character when I'm backed into a corner.
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Old Sep 24th, 2005, 09:56 PM       
What happened to all the characters anyway? We had some awesome ones around here.
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 02:58 PM       
i thought marc summers was a character at first, but unfortunatly he is not
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 03:40 PM       
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What happened to all the characters anyway? We had some awesome ones around here.
I can't say I was ever a fan of them. People don't appreciate their own natural talents.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 01:12 AM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 08:18 AM       
Well, I didn't want to brag, but......

Being a nice guy pays off.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 09:13 AM       
I miss Rando.....
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 06:38 AM       
I am too cool to be a character.

I am myself.
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Old Sep 29th, 2005, 07:51 AM       
I heard a rumor that I was one of Dole's characters........
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