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Old May 30th, 2003, 03:14 PM        New Favorite Commercial
Just for Men - Beard and Moustache.

They show this guy in a bar with normal hair, but his beard is gray. For some reason there are two sportscasters watching over the bar, and as the guy with the beard starts to walk up to a woman, the exchange goes:

Sportscaster 1: "Mr. Graybeard's making his move..."
Sportscaster 2: "REJECTED!"

I'm not sure why I find this bit of dialogue so amusing, after this, the commercial is worthless, the guy goes and dies his beard and then is magically able to get some ass.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 03:37 PM       
Ovaltine commercials.

OVALTINE! WOW! OVALTINE'S AMAZING! IS THIS NES QUICK? DON'T BE CRAZY! IT'S OVALTINE!
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Old May 30th, 2003, 05:37 PM       
The Docker's commercial where three guys are in a car looking for a party that they were envited to. The guys don't know the way there though and the guy in the back says lightly "duck" and say again "WATCH THE DUCK" really loud and they crash into the host's party. They come out all dirty and wet and stuff... Aside from one guy, he wore the Dockers.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
I like the new PowerAde commercials. I spend SO long trying to find out something weird about those pictures...his fingers look weird, but that's about it.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 11:21 PM       
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Ovaltine commercials.

OVALTINE! WOW! OVALTINE'S AMAZING! IS THIS NES QUICK? DON'T BE CRAZY! IT'S OVALTINE!
Yea, the kids look like nerds, and the quality is that of an old video camera. MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!
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Old May 31st, 2003, 02:17 PM       
Rogaine comercials are the greatest. I love how the before guys and pasty and weak and hanging out in a library by them selves, but then they get hair and a tan and rock hard abs, oh and the "after" girl from a bowflex commericial and spend way too much time in a jacuzzi.
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Old May 31st, 2003, 03:39 PM       
I'm not sure how many of you have seen this commerical but it comes on late at night/early in the morning usually on TBS and its a commerical for residing for trailers.


Everything about this commerical is wrong.

It looks like it was filmed in 1970.
It sounds like it was recorded in a tin can from 1970.
It has shitty MSPaint titles and such that are just god-awful.

But then after that is over I get to enjoy another episode of CHiPS! WOOOOO
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Old May 31st, 2003, 05:58 PM       


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