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FS · #1

http://www.i-mockery.com/moviereview...led.asp?ID=658

What a malicious guerilla act (scroll to bottom).

James · #2

Yeah, it took Ninjavenom how long to finally update? And because there are so many reviews, not all of the ones added show up on the front page. And he didn't even scan the submissions in the time it took to upload all these?

I think he should be replaced.

James · #3

http://www.i-mockery.com/moviereview...led.asp?ID=667

Isn't it required that the review be TWO paragraphs? This is ONE.

I'm starting a petition to have Ninjavenom replaced as the movie reviewer guy, by someone NOT making me sad right now.

Oh, and by the way. This review, if you haven't guessed, is shit. I hope Hitler comes back to life and eats this guy's soul and farts it out into a dog's mouth.

"This movie is purely great and i would rate it a perfect ten. I reccomend this film to people who aren't feminists everywhere."

This better be another joke by Jixby or something.

Mockery · #4

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Originally Posted by FS

http://www.i-mockery.com/moviereview...led.asp?ID=658

What a malicious guerilla act (scroll to bottom).

Thanks Fatty, I just removed the url. Good catch.

Ninjavenom · #5

I caught that url, but left it because i thought it was a good review. I'll cut 'em out from now on, though. And the Jay and Bob one i left up as joke.

AChimp · #6

Oh, come on now, Jamesman. You're just mad because the review implies that J&SB isn't a movie that you'd like.

Rongi · #7

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Originally Posted by James

Isn't it required that the review be TWO paragraphs? This is ONE.

I'm starting a petition to have Ninjavenom replaced as the movie reviewer guy, by someone NOT making me sad right now.

Oh quit being a baby jamesman. Ninja is doing a fine job

James · #8

WRONG AGAIN, WRONGI

I nominate Richard Roundtree as the new head of Movie Reviews. He'd get his shit together.

And yeah, J&SBSB isn't a movie I liked. You can read my own review of it somewhere.

Royal Tenenbaum · #9

About Schmidt should be a 10/10.

Schimid · #10

Whenever I see Schmidt, I always think it says Schimid and get offended. :/

Rongi · #11

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Originally Posted by James

WRONG AGAIN, WRONGI

I would think not. You've been in a pissy mood lately. Nobody can say anything bad about anything you like or any of your ideas.

James · #12

WRONG AGAIN WRONGI. Honestly, do you think I'm going to cyber-lynch Ninja for dragging ass once? Do you SEE the petition I mentioned anywhere? Does your brain ever entertain the thought that not everyone everyone says is meant to be taken in all seriousness or literally?

But, whatever you say. I may be in a pissy mood, but that doesn't have anything to do with my opinions on something. Perhaps my pissy mood was just vented through a couple of posts that would normall have been much more civil and understanding if I gave a shit about anyone who I was snapping at?

Speaking of which, isn't it time you ran off again for 3 days to try and make us pity you? What time would this be? #4 or #5?