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Chojin · #**701**

yeah, i guess gta has cops

Guitar Woman · #**702**

I mean GTA's missions are generally universally interesting and varied; aside from a staple or two, you have to do the same thing twice, at most. The only really overused things are the CHASE THIS GUY ACROSS THE MAP AND GET HIM OUT OF HIS CAR missions, but I like those.

Races can go to hell and fucking die, though.

ElPila666 · #**703**

I like playing GTA as Tony Montana like in Scarface: The World is Yours, oh man, kids should learn how to talk listening what tony says in that game, it's a shame that they rated it Mature thou, damn Tony, i want some of your yeyo chico.

Chojin · #**704**

guitar woman i am not convinced that you've actually played gta, judging from your review

MetalMilitia · #**705**

Are you trying to say Guitar Woman doesn't actually play games before giving them her seal of dis/approval?

I find that difficult to believe. For example here is her in-depth and well researched review of Mass Effect:

"It's just Gears of War but more difficult to see what's going on."

Girl Drink Drunk · #**706**

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Originally Posted by Chojin

yeah, i guess gta has cops

The Imperdian Gaurdsmen in Oblivion are kinda like cops.

Guitar Woman · #**707**

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Originally Posted by Chojin

guitar woman i am not convinced that you've actually played gta, judging from your review

Ok, I only finished Vice City, but that's really the only one I liked enough to play all the way through.

Also I remain stalwart in my opinion of Mass Effect's gameplay and graphics

Seriously, does every game this gen have to be a fucking mud simulator

MetalMilitia · #**708**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Ok, I only finished Vice City, but that's really the only one I liked enough to play all the way through.

Also I remain stalwart in my opinion of Mass Effect's gameplay and graphics

Seriously, does every game this gen have to be a fucking mud simulator

Mass Effect is actually a very colourful game. Not sure where you got the idea that it was GOW brown. My guess is not having played it must have something to do with it.

Ant10708 · #**709**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Ok, I only finished Vice City, but that's really the only one I liked enough to play all the way through.

"GTA's missions are generally universally interesting and varied" but yet you were too bored to finish the game? How do those two quotes even make sense together.

Guitar Woman · #**710**

I'm at a point in GTA3 where I just cannot go any further as it is too fucking hard, and I go a little further in San Andreas every month or so.

Happy?

Also I played about 2 hours of Mass Effect, dogshit dogshit dogshit brown.

It might have been my cancerous friend's tampering in the visual options, he did that to GTA 4 too.

I do like Mass Effect's acting and story a lot, and the conversation tree gave me a nice sense of freedom in relation to how everything unfolded. I might consider pirating it some time in the future and playing to a point where everything is a happy rainbow of bright primary colors and tell you that you were completely right, ok?

MetalMilitia · #**711**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Also I played about 2 hours of Mass Effect, dogshit dogshit dogshit brown.

If you started from the beginning you should've spent most of your time here:

and here:

HickMan · #**712**

GW is just plain stupid

Esuohlim · #**713**

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

and I go a little further in San Andreas every month or so.

San Andreas is the only video game I've completed 100% in the last 10 years

Guitar Woman · #**714**

more like ASS EFFECT

Fathom Zero · #**715**

Jesus Christ. You make abused Ethiopian maids cry why their eyes aren't swelled shut from the beatings.

Guitar Woman · #**716**

also it was that second screenshot, "Morrowind countryside" doesn't count as colorful

liquidstatik · #**717**

DUDE JUST SAY 'OKAKY OKAY I DIDN'T PLAY IT I'M SORRY,' NOBODY BELIEVES YOUR EXCUSES

WhiteRat · #**718**

Trying to finish Grandia 2 for Dreamcast. In two and half years of playing i'm finally at the half way point.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**719**

I wanted to try Grandia 2. I'm torn between starting that, skies of arcadia or Seiken Densetsu 3.

WhiteRat · #**720**

Grandia 2 is pretty good, it's definitely worth a try. I've never played Skies of Arcadia but i've frequently heard that it's the best rpg for Dreamcast.