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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 12:21 AM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 02:30 AM       
Okay, knowing all well and good as to how socially absent I am, I sent Pub this trophy after I beat him on a chess game

Good Sportsmanship trophy
Thank you for your good sportsmanship and honest play during the game.

"I am the most emotionless person I know. I'm holding up only the Good Sportsmanship trophy as term for endearment. I must go and kill my wife now."

This was what he gave me.

Brilliant Tactical Play
That was a nice display of tactical play! Good game.

"I am no match for you."

I can't stop looking at this.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 01:22 PM       
Thinking of good shit to say when giving out those trophies is stressful, man
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 02:07 PM       
I have to let mine pile up. Playing on a cell phone is stressfull enough let alone trying to type and click on stuff using flash.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 02:40 PM       
So, you're wiping the floor with my pawns on a cell phone?

Excuse me while I nip off and shoot myself.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 03:39 PM       
Most of the time, unless I'm at home after work. I think Shy and Quiet Guy is about to beat me.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 06:14 PM       
Who wants to hear something gross?

I was going to make frozen sweet potato fries tonight. Out of the bag, wrapped around a fry, was what appeared to be a long, black pubic hair.

I can tell you with absolute certainty that this did not come off of me.

I called their customer service line after I got finished dry-heaving, and they don't open until tomorrow.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 06:44 PM       
The girl from "teeth" was in charge of taste-testing that batch.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 10:35 PM       
Holy fucking shit I hate the male lead on Law and Order SVU. I want to kick the fuck out of that guy.

Smug piece of shit.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 10:48 PM       
YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 11:09 PM       
SUCH BULLSHIT.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 11:52 PM       
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Holy fucking shit I hate the male lead on Law and Order SVU. I want to kick the fuck out of that guy.

Smug piece of shit.
Are you talking about Christopher Meloni? Because it's really hard to take him seriously when you realize that he played a gay hotel attendant in Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas. I don't see Detective Stabler, only Sven the constantly verbally abused desk clerk at the Flamingo Hotel.
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 12:14 AM       
Meloni is a pimp.



Also, H Jon Benjamin has a can.
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:26 AM       
Hey! Neptune's first earth birthday is coming up - could you guys please remind everyone so we, as a world, don't forget to celebrate?!
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:32 AM       
Neptune can suck it.
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:40 AM       
when a girl asks me how old i am and I'm pretty sure she's younger than me am I supposed to lie / under exaggerate so i can get laid

cause i totally didn't :O haha im dumb. Oh well she's tiny looking my penis would probably rip her in half
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:46 AM       
JUST TELL HER THAT YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH.

TO PARTY.

INSIDE OF HER.
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:49 AM       


i dunno why i was all honest and shit. wtf is wrong with me
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:52 AM       
i dont care enough about vagina
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:57 AM       
I don't know, at the last party I went to a couple of girls were visibly disappointed when they found out I was younger than twenty five, they couldn't have been older than twenty two

which is MY AGE. wtf



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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 02:02 AM       
Now wait so what, I just noticed. Pram Maven was sacrificed, so people suddenly started posting here again?

I-Mockery is like the house from Burnt Offerings
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 02:02 AM       
hm well they were prolly money sluts

she did say i was young looking and thats all that matters! maybe i didn't screw up :O

i got a study date tomorrow kinda. Not a real date but shes been talking to me a lot so i kind of figure thats what it is :O and shes bringing snacks!

i love snacks
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 02:03 AM       
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ONLY IF YOU SHOW PUB LOVER YOUR PENIS WHILE YOU DO IT
oh fuck, we should have tried to convince him to do that one missed opportunity, guys
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 02:04 AM       
I'm sure publ over already took care of that :O
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