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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
Terra, If you want to go to hell, then don't post in this thread, as I can do you no good. Also, shut-up Hawaiian Mage, Confess or fuck off.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
I confess that I am very happy I didn't have to click on page 2 and wait for it to load just to see you post the most linear and uncreative post ever.

Also, I killed both my parents and then proped them into sexually illicite positions and sold the pictures on the internet as bizarr S&M porn. I didn't do it for the money either, that was just a perk.

Can you forgive me?
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:27 PM       
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Terra, If you want to go to hell, then don't post in this thread, as I can do you no good.
Doood.

You wanted confessions. I gave you one.

The one I gave on "Drunk Bitch Friday" at Hooters was waaaaay substandard.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
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I confess that I am very happy I didn't have to click on page 2 and wait for it to load just to see you post the most linear and uncreative post ever.

Also, I killed both my parents and then proped them into sexually illicite positions and sold the pictures on the internet as bizarr S&M porn. I didn't do it for the money either, that was just a perk.

Can you forgive me?
No, because I hate you. Now please go ram a broomstick up your ass, and if you are unable to, have someone assist you.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
A broom STICK? Geeze, I could stuff a BROOM up my ass it's so loose from constant sodomizing.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:07 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:33 AM       
I don't hate you as much now
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:17 AM       
Are MY sins forgiven? I dont care if Hawaiian Mage rots in hell, Terra is ok, I GUESS, but it's all about Mubert.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:20 AM       
Wait, what were your sins again?
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:28 AM       
I dont feel like confessing all 200,000+ of them, just say that they are forgiven.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:29 AM       
You get nothing until you confess at least two.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
He's the best customer on my porn site and he's underage. There's two. Now forgive the SOB so he can go back and pour more money into my site and sodomize me.

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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 10:58 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 11:03 PM       
God I hate father spaz hes wors than sports or bubsy even
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 05:13 AM       
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You get nothing until you confess at least two.
Ok. I called a priest a faggot to his face, and I looked lustfully at like 100,000 diffrent women.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 05:35 AM       
Thats a lot of web pages.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 05:44 AM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 06:32 PM       
I do both of thos things, they aren't sins. Those other faggot priests, think they're so damn cool
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 07:40 PM       
Is it still against the law if both people are under 18...even if one is only 6?

Well, in this case is it still a sin?
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
Its against the law anyways. It's just that neither party can be held responsible for their actions, cause both arent old enough to give consent. So, neither is charged.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:26 PM       
Yes. It is against the law even if both ages together add up to a number below 18.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:27 PM       
I beat you to it!!! HAH.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 10:27 PM       
I confess that, spending a week in Georgia, Florida sucks ass.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 10:34 PM       
Fuck. I thought you were caught in the explosion that claimed sports' life.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 10:43 PM       
Fuck. 73 replies.

Hell if I'm going to click on page three again just to read one post. Sucks to that, man!
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