I have a brain tumor :(

[Big McLargehuge]

I went to the opthamologist yesterday because i recently lost my periphreal vision. The doctor saw that my eyes were in perfect shape and suggested i get a CT scan. It showed that i have a rather large pituitary tumor that has grown to a size that it is putting pressure on my optical nerve.

There is a 99% chance that the tumor is benign, but it will still have to be either shrank using radiation or removed. The tumor has apparently been there for a long time and i have manifested all the symptoms associated with acromeglia (over production of growth hormone due to a pitutitary tumor, Andre the Giant yo) big hands, big feet, big head, and my Herman Munster-esque facial features.

I am going to see a neurosurgeon monday and my doctor thinks that there is a 90% chance that he will decide surgery is the way to go.

Well that's my story

[thebiggameover]

but really , that sucks...

[executioneer]

get better

[McMock]

Shit. That's a big thing. Lots of strength...

[Supafly345]

My god that would suck. If I had disproportioned limb growth that could have been prevented, I would release some sort of humorous terror on the world.

[Raziel]

dude that sucks.

[liquidstatik]

That sucks.

[WhiteRat]

stay strong.

[liquidstatik]

BUT DONT DRINK TO MUCH MILK BECAUSE I HEARD BRAIN TUMORS THRIVE OFF MILK

[Big McLargehuge]

Thanks for the tip ;(

THANKS GUYS FOR WISHING ME A HAPPY BRAIN TUMOR




making jokes helps me deal with it

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Be strong, man. Be sure to let us know when you find out more Monday.

[Bass]

Good luck with the tumor.... oh and when they remove it, see if they'll let you keep it afterwards... I mean they should let you kepp it, it's technically yours, you should be able to keep it, name it, put it in a cool jar... at least, that's what I would try and do.

[executioneer]

but whatever you do dont try and clone yourself from the tumor cause the clone will be evil

[AChimp]

You should ask to keep the tumour in a jar.

[Sethomas]

So what's your excuse for a small dick?


(really, it's all love)

[Bass]

Various uses for a removed tumor:

Awesome Halloween gag
Ornament for an aquarium
Chew toy for your pet
A throw pillow

[Bass]

How big do tumors get? The things I'm putting on a list are getting rather large.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

stay strong.

H.A.G.S

[Jixby Phillips]

your BRAINS are benign you filthy jerk!

[The Retro Kat]

DONT CRY CAUSE CRYING IS FOR FAGGOTS AND I HEARD YOURE NOT A FAGGOT

[Big McLargehuge]

if they let me keep the tumor ima dress it up pretty

[Bass]

What are you gonna name it?

[Big McLargehuge]

I'D NAME IT BASS BUT IT IS BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE HAVING A TUMOR IS LESS OF A PAIN THAN READING A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POSTS

[Big McLargehuge]

HA HA, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A JERK BUT I CAN'T HELP IT I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR

[DeadKennedys]

Name it Sanford and Son.