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Pee Wee Herman · #26

I swear, I'm not. You're just thickheaded and/or unbelievably stupid. Only thickheaded and/or unbelievably stupid people love laissez faire capitalism.

Schimid · #27

Jesus fucking Christ, shut your fucking mouth.

Anonymous · #28

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

If you measure the bottom half, it is inacurate. When you measure the top half, you are measuring from your stomach to the tip of your wang.

Well, you have to consider his sizeable snack-cake storage gourd. Which no doubt extends beyond the length of his pee-pee to the point where he can only assume his penis matches its length.

Pee Wee Herman · #29

I didn't know OAO was a fat fuck.

Anonymous · #30

Pee Wee Herman · #31

The One and Only... · #32

Umm... I'm not that fat.

Your method is asinine and is far more "inacurate" than the simple way which every single human male uses, except for you. The average man's penis would not be 6.125" long if they used your method, now, would it?

Anonymous · #33

Uh, it's not.

The One and Only... · #34

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Originally Posted by Chojin

Uh, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Schimid · #35

I thought the average was 10 inches? Bec--...because that's how...long mine is. :madtv :rusty

Pee Wee Herman · #36

Holy fuck. Reading comprehension isn't OAO's strong suit.

Anonymous · #37

No, it isn't. To all above replies.

Rongi · #38

6 inches? That's it? How can you even call yourself a man?

A real man's penis can be used like a table or a lasso. I bet you can't lasso a baby calf with your wimpy little ding dong. I laugh at your penis and your big belly.

The One and Only... · #39

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman

Holy fuck. Reading comprehension isn't OAO's strong suit.

I understood what he said. That isn't the average penis length using your method. I was just a little... hasty.

But using the normal method, it is 6.125".

I'll try your method sometime, but I can't whip out my wang right now.

The One and Only... · #40

Holy fuck. Reading comprehension isn't Rongi's strong suit.

Rongi · #41

That's it OAO? That's your retort? Copying and pasting Pee Wee's statement and changing your name to mine isn't very clever. You people with tiny peckers make me frown. You make me frown with a yellow face and two little beedy eyes and a little curvy line

The One and Only... · #42

If you would have read the first post, you would have known that my dick is 7".

Anonymous · #43

How is 6" an average of males? First of all, China (not to mention other asians) remain a HUGE percentage of the population of the Earth, and they (on a whole) are almost as sadly-endowed as your plump self.

Rongi · #44

You said 6.125, little fat boy.

Pee Wee Herman · #45

OK! HOW DID YOU MEASURE YOUR COCK THEN OAO?!!?!?1 ENLIGHTEN US ALL!!!

Gurlugon · #46

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Originally Posted by Rongi

You said 6.125, little fat boy.

He said 7; he said 6.125 was the average.

Please don't hate me.

Rongi · #47

He's a liar and a bad one at that

Everyone knows fat kids have little penii

And I know Ron Jeremy is husky, but he's not a kid.

Pee Wee Herman · #48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

How is 6" an average of males? First of all, China (not to mention other asians) remain a HUGE percentage of the population of the Earth, and they (on a whole) are almost as sadly-endowed as your plump self.

Yeah! Asian males aren't very popular in Western porn, but Asian chicks are. They have slanted vaginas!