Hey. Hey fgts.
Right now I'd like to start this February 14th. For most of you who don't know because you will die EMPTY AND ALONE, that's Valentine's Day. I figure you'll all have some aggression
to work out at or around that date.
: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. Qualifiers will be handled just like last year, where everyone in the competition piles into a handful of threads and tries to be funnier than everyone else (it is handled this way because you all have experience doing this).
: (Sat, Sun) Voting will take place on the qualifiers, and the top 16 mockers will advance to round 1.
Rounds will be held in two blocks (A and B) per week, with 3 days of competition followed by 4 days of voting.
: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
: (Thurs,Fri,Sat) Round 1, Block B mockers fight.
: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.
: Round 2, Block A fights are voted on.
: Round 2, Block B mockers fight.
: Round 2, Block B fights are voted on.
: Round 3, Block A mockers fight.
: Round 3, Block A fights are voted on.
: Round 3, Block B mockers fight.
: Round 3, Block B fights are voted on.
In the finals, the remaining two participants agree on a three-day span that works best for them, then the four days after are reserved for voting.
Winners and runner-ups will receive GIFTS of VALUE. Last year the winner got a trophy, pickle hat, wacky space goggles, and signed Pickleman #1 comic. This year will be better!
If you are interested in participating in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.
If you would like to vote in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.
J. Tithonus Pednaud
The Mock Warrior
George (w/ BlueFox)
MR. DANNY TATOM
Everyone in the Mock Wars Participants usergroup from last year (voters and participants) FULL LIST
Everyone in the Chojin's Unicorn Glitter Starship usergroup (a collection of 'old time vets') FULL LIST