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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 12:01 AM       
MrAdventurePants: hey remember that time lotida tried to sabotage the signing of the emancipation proclamation with a musket O
Jixby Phillips: what a c*nt
MrAdventurePants: remember that time lotida gave an cherokee indian girl smallpox because she wouldnt lick her vagina
MrAdventurePants: haha remember when lotida was in the secret service and she let the president die because she was afraid the bullet would hit her vagina o

Jixby Phillips: you're digging up some great stuff now=-O
MrAdventurePants: you can post some of this if you want i cant get onto imockery bit torrent is eating my internet :-*
MrAdventurePants: remember when lotida shot old yeller with a gun because he was too crazy to lick her vagina :-X
Jixby Phillips: you are on a roll :O
Jixby Phillips: this will get her for sure o
MrAdventurePants: would you put them up please i cant get to imockery :-(
MrAdventurePants: my internet is being eaten!
Jixby Phillips: i'll do it mr advenute anything to stop lotida from posting
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 12:27 AM       
MrAdventurePants: do you remember that time when lotida murdered a baby boy because she heard prison is full of lesbians :-*
MrAdventurePants: but isntead she was sent to a boy prison and got raped
MrAdventurePants: a lot
MrAdventurePants: :oops
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 12:33 AM       
MR ADVENTURE CONTINUES CRACKING WISE

MrAdventurePants: :oops
Jixby Phillips: oops indeed because i'm ognna have to post that in public!!!!
MrAdventurePants: go right ahead i only hope people read this before they meet lotida i dont want *anyone* trusting her o

MrAdventurePants: remmember that time when lotida fell in love with grandpa because all his wrinkles made him look like a million vaginas o
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 01:01 AM       
HAHAHAHA. I tricked you into saying the bad word, goat scum!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 01:04 AM       
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She's not a lesbian, she's a male trapped in the body of a South African Manatee, which makes her a both a ****** and a bottom-feeder. It's a fascinating species, the Bottom-Feeding ****** Manatee.
It's been nice knowing this character...
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 01:10 AM       
It's been nice knowing this insipid little scrap of feces.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 03:01 AM       
Oh please Sticky this

Because it is
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 04:25 PM       
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Lotida I know you don't need my help, you're doing fine, but I wanted you to know you have one guy in your corner
Thank you! But don't feel bad for me. Think of it this way.....while I was at work today, a whole bunch of virgin boys were thinking about me and posting about little ole' me!! Can you imagine how good that makes me feel?

And you KNOW they are jacking off to all those Lesbian stories because not one of them has a girlfriend! They can't even deny that.....how many threads have they posted in telling what losers they are and can't get laid....um.......A MILLION!! LOL!

SEVEN PAGES DEDICATED TO ME ME ME!!!


I don't feel bad for you, I feel bad for the f*ckheads who are embarassing themselves trying to p*ss you off!

You guys need to wise up and see that you're not getting to her, you're just showing how STUPID you are!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 04:36 PM       
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HAHAHAHA. I tricked you into saying the bad word, goat scum!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA. I didn't say it!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 07:21 PM       
PAGE 8 and Counting!! Can I get a Hell Ya!!

Jixby, just knowing that you are thinking of me while I am at work just makes my whole fucking night!!

Thanks for all the attention boys......don't forget those Kleenex's this is going to get good!!


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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 07:25 PM       
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occassionally
I wanna talk about me........


ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 07:33 PM       
COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS THE ONLY FEMALES THAT LIKE IT ARE LESBIANS EXCEPT FOR ALL OTHER FEMALES ON THIS SITE OTHER ThAN LOTIDA!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 07:41 PM       
i heard when she aws a kid lotida thought a vagabond was a vagina so when teacher aseked her what she wanted to be when she grew up she said "i wanna kiss vagabonds!"
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 07:42 PM       
I'm not Gay but my girlfriend is!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 09:00 PM       
When someone told Lotida that her avatar is a red x she said "I know I wish it was a red vagina "
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 09:25 PM       
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I'm not Gay but my girlfriend is!
if you have a girlfriend then thatd make YOU gay sorry to break it to you
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 09:33 PM       
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I'm not Gay but my girlfriend is!
SO SHE ADMITS IT!!!!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:59 PM       
I remember this one time? Lotida was walking down the street and a little Dutch boy put his finger inside of her. And she said to him (and this is great):

"NO, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DYKE."
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:00 AM       
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I don't feel bad for you, I feel bad for the f*ckheads who are embarassing themselves trying to p*ss you off!

You guys need to wise up and see that you're not getting to her, you're just showing how STUPID you are!

HAY BORIS THE SPITER, I HATE TO BRAKE IT TO YOU BUDDY BUT THERE IS NO WAY U ARE GOIN TO GET A DATE WITH LOTIDA OR ANYONE ON THE INTERNET EVEN BY BEING NICE TO THEM TH E KEY IS HAVING A VAGINA BECAUSE SHE LIKES VAGINAS BECUZ VAGINAS ARE HER LIFE AND YUM FOR HER BUT THATS GROSS AND IM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT AND UR A FAG STFU PLZ KTHX
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:13 AM       
I shall do mine in Japanese Poety form...

Lotida the dyke
Likes to eat hairy pussy
And lick the juices

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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
HAIKU IS ME AND SAM'S DEPARTMENT

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BOY YOU GOT ME STEAMED NOW :angrys
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 12:26 AM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 11:35 AM       
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HAY BORIS THE SPITER, I HATE TO BRAKE IT TO YOU BUDDY BUT THERE IS NO WAY U ARE GOIN TO GET A DATE WITH LOTIDA OR ANYONE ON THE INTERNET EVEN BY BEING NICE TO THEM TH E KEY IS HAVING A VAGINA BECAUSE SHE LIKES VAGINAS BECUZ VAGINAS ARE HER LIFE AND YUM FOR HER BUT THATS GROSS AND IM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT AND UR A FAG STFU PLZ KTHX
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I'm not sorry for being a gentleman, when clearly you are a little boy.

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