Wow, that really sucks man. Have a guiness :/
I've never had the misfortune of being a cuddle bitch, but I am always on the bad ladder instead of the real one, and looking back I see now that I have an unfortunate predisposition for the intellectual whore position
After I read that whole site I started to realize just how oddly true it seems to be. It seems that a lot of the things I have seen in the past can easily be explained by it, with uncanny accuracy.
Chimp, think about how the last one ended and you will see exactly why. The ladder theory fits that situation perfectly.