Oh, the Fucktards I Have Known!

[Helm]

fucktard!

[Vexation]

On a serious note, Mad Max is troubled youth. His cry for help is hidden deep within his joy of labeling others Fucktards.
But it is there.

Just look at the pudgy bastard. In the metaphorical sense.
A sad, young boy, forgotten by today's society, let in the gutter so to speak. The garbage man even turns his nose up to the youth, who is desperately clinging to his safety blanket, which has been so jizzed up from his constant state of depressed masturbation episodes, that the blanket is as stiff as a board, and as sharp as a razor. Which he applies to himself with great effect. Slicing through his own wrists, he watches his blood mingle with the sewage before flowing away. Sucked down into the cold depths of the underworld.

We must help this youth. We must pull him up from the gutter, and turn him into a productive, joyous man, working for the future of all man kind. We must turn him into a man that can someday run for president, and proudly proclaim himself,his blankets, and towels, jizz free.

[Tropical]

wow a new insult. He called Johnny Rocket a Dicksnot! :O :O OMG!!! are efforts wern't in vain.

[Spectre X]

Max, tell me, since you're so intelligent, why do you abuse grammar so badly? I wouldn't think that someone as intelligent as you make yourself out to be would make such horrible errors.

[da blob]

so madmax, is your mom's period over now ?

[MrAdventure]

what the hell mad max why are yuo going around dropping my name when we've /never/ even traded insults i mean this is like the first time *ever* that ive even seen you before and youre all "mradventure this and that" what the f*ck man, youre being such a condescending jerk that i really am having trouble keeping it all together in the middle of this fiasco okay guys im going to count to ten one two three four five six seven eight nine ten okay im better i can handle this alright mad max listen to the words of a real honorary mocker group the band mike and mechanics starring mike rutherford on guitar and bass, paul carrack on vocal and guitar and the living in our hearts forever special guest mocker paul young on vocal "Say it loud, say it clear You can listen as well as you hear It's too late when we die To admit we don't see eye to eye" and well if you are as smart as you claim you will realize that they are telling us that it's a good idea now to settle down and figure out on what level of mocking were at and well mad max i am afraid you dont cut the mustard haha see you later *jerk*

[the[Hitman]]

someone who uses the word fucktard in almost every sentence then proceeds to put the effort in to type at the end "evil empire enterprises" is obviously a 25 year old whos balls haven't dropped yet.

on a sidenote, i could make the "evil empire enterprises" drink a pint of its own semen and then beg. same with max here but on a lower scale.

[Schimid]

Yeah, but having a name like the[Hitman] indicates that your balls have dropped quite well.

You're a fucking retard.

[Esuohlim]

I challenge Mad Max to analyze this post and give specific reasons as to why he can't think of anything to say about it except "Esuohlim: Fucktard"

[Perndog]

Max's insult for me was the funniest thing I've read all week.

[Anonymous]

6 pages! Fuck yeah!

Helm: Fucktard

Vexation: Carnivore, your bitch boy is getting out of line and boring the hell out of me again. Doesn't NAMBLA teach you to train them better?

tropical: Wrong fucktard, I've used dicksnot before.

SpectreX: Why the fuck are you so interested in what the fuck I'm doing? If YOU'RE so intelligent how about just admiting defeat and ignoring me fucktard?

MrAdventure: Wrong fucktard, we've traded insults once before. Senility is a motherfucker isn't it fucktard?

Dablob: Fucktard

Hitman: Obviously someone who is even bothering reading this post is a 45 year old who doesn't have a life, still lives in his parent's basement and still gets molested by his Dad on a regular basis.

Schimid: Fucktard

Esuohlim: This thread serves to prove what a bunch of fucktards you are as all my posts are. The more you stupidly respond and pay attention, the more I'm amused. Of course I've told you fucktards this countless times, but you're fucktards, I don't expect you to learn from your mistakes.

Perndog: Dratkcuf

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Page 7 or Bust!

[Pub Lover]

But Max, we love the bad attention, it makes us feel needed. You're validating our pathetic little, faggy, lives.

Love from,
X_PubicPubLover_X

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

SpectreX: Why the fuck are you so interested in what the fuck I'm doing? If YOU'RE so intelligent how about just admiting defeat and ignoring me fucktard?

I'm just curious, that's all. Also, I'm not fighting you. I'm just chatting.

[da blob]

yay I got mine, too ! I was afraid I might have arrived too late.

[Lotida]

[Anonymous]

Pub Lover: Shit, can't argue with you there. Carry on fucktard!

SpectreX: I guess it doesn't hurt to ask. Carry on fucktard!

da blob: You didn't need to post, you were always a fucktard!

Lotida: Sorry, I don't how I could forget about you. Fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we give you a "fucktard" with a smile!

[ziggytrix]

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH HUGS AS A CHILD, PEOPLE?!

[Anonymous]

ziggytrix: As opposed to you, who got one too many hugs from his uncle. Fuck off you inbred piece of fucktard shit.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Hey this is like a fucktard version of wack a mole!

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Oh GOSH! That was CLEVER!

[Matt Harty]

hey madmax you should wear a candy necklace and tell girls to eat it

[Anonymous]

Mr. Oysterhead: Oh GOSH! You're a fucktard who jumps on the band wagon because you're a goddamn mindless sheep who desparately wants approval!

Matt Hardy: Nah, I'm happily married to my sister. Oh by the way you're a fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Fucktard bashing...its FANTASTIC!

[Matt Harty]

Why does everyone else get their name spelled right?

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Lotida: Sorry, I don't how I could forget about you. Fucktard.

You betcha!

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Shut your goddamn hole, fucktard. Your name is whatever I tell you it is. Be glad I didn't call you Toby. Now go pick cotton for your master, fucktard.

Lotida:

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
You know the rest...

[Lotida]

I dare someone to come up with a better thread than this one!