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k0k0 · #**82576**

You cock infested cum mattress. Look at your own legs.

Fathom Zero · #**82577**

I think you

could use a nap

Zhukov · #**82578**

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Originally Posted by Chojin

sup guys i was bored today

posting that to my facebook as well might not have been a good idea

That's actually hilarious. I really want one.

Rongi · #**82579**

Chojin you should really consider making that into a magnet or something. I would actually put that on my car

executioneer · #**82580**

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Originally Posted by Grislygus

Willie what the hell kind of khaljorn pictures have you been looking at

it wasnt me what edited the title

LordSappington · #**82581**

I dyed my dog's paw blue today.

kahljorn · #**82582**

BLUE PAW HAIR? SOUNDS LIKE YOUR KINDA BITCH

Zhukov · #**82583**

Sappington this is starting to get out of hand/paw. Stop dying hair.

God that was awful.

elx · #**82584**

what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Zhukov · #**82585**

I think you are a bit young for that.

But anything by Salt N Peppa usually works.

EDIT: I meant too young to have to resort to music. You should be content with the sounds of lust and passion.

ThrashO · #**82586**

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Originally Posted by elx

what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Me and my ex used to fuck to the weather channel all the time.

"AND TODAY IT IS GOING TO BE PARTLY CLOUDY WITH RAIN"
"OOOHHHH GODDDD!!!"

my room mates just think we really hate rain

elx · #**82587**

background noise isn't a requirement, it's a courtesy to all of the less fortunate college students within listenin' distance

Fathom Zero · #**82588**

reo speedwagon and bob seger

Zhukov · #**82589**

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Originally Posted by elx

background noise isn't a requirement, it's a courtesy to all of the less fortunate college students within listenin' distance

Sucks to be them is all you should be thinking about.

k0k0 · #**82590**

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Originally Posted by elx

what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Although my ex and I used to fuck to the office, since she liked the show and it's bearable to me, now whenever I watch the office I get a boner and start thinking about sex. Don't make it a normal song/album that you listen to daily.

I downloaded about 10 cds of a smooth jazz compilation and I use that now. Sure, it's kinda cliche to fuck to jazz, but there's a reason why. It's all kinds of sexy. Of course if you don't want people to know you're doing it, jazz isn't going to lead them astray. When two people go into a room and the saxophone starts up, you know it's getting hot and heavy.

Vyvyan Basterd · #**82591**

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Originally Posted by elx

what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Whatever is playing in my car.

We were boning one time last summer in the dead of the afternoon. I wasn't even close to being done but someone started playing this awesome full blown drum solo next door. I started get the rhythm with it. Then exploded when the drummer started going nuts on the cymbols

executioneer · #**82592**

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx

what are some really awesome songs to have sex to? it's getting too cold to use a fan as background noise!

Aaarg · #**82593**

i'm too fuckin' add to have sex to music because i'll pay too much attention to the music

al green makes me think of sex though

Esuohlim · #**82594**

Just skip to 1:23 because that's when he stops talking, but be sure to make it fullscreen since nothing is sexier during sex than looking at that album cover! Also, the song is like 9 minutes long so you'll even have plenty of time to start having sex again and finish before the song ends