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hix1122 · #1

I need to make 50$ in order to buy doom 3, and I need YOUR help!
So if theres any way you can think of, tell me.

executioneer · #2

sell your dick

N00bKill3R · #3

Attached or not?

executioneer · #4

on ebay

ThisIsWitty · #5

Uh, attached or not?!

Or you can get a lady friend of yours pregnant, then sell your bed.

executioneer · #6

chopped off

Tallyho · #7

willie's cleaning house

dead_pigeon · #8

Hide in an prostitute's cupboard, and sneak out and take the $50 from some "client's" wallet, while they're doin the hibbidy dibbidy.
Also, video tape it if it's someone famous. Blackmail them.
Or set up a webcam, and establish a website called "WhoreCam". Charge a $1 membership fee, and then plaster the place with porn ads.
Career move!

Johnyy Darko · #9

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

darkvare · #10

do a garage sale and sell your family stuff you dont like

N00bKill3R · #11

You kids and your Lock, Stock

hix1122 · #12

Wow.... that ass tickling thing is a pretty good idea... IF YOUR A BRITISH FAGGOT!Heres a better one:
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Bum
Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
That ones much better.
bitch.

N00bKill3R · #13

How dare you mock Guy Ritchie... YOU DIE NOW!

dead_pigeon · #14

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Originally Posted by hix1122

Wow.... that ass tickling thing is a pretty good idea... IF YOUR A BRITISH FAGGOT!Heres a better one:
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Bum
Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
That ones much better.
bitch.

You changed one word.
You, my friend, are a dick.