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Methuselah · #1

Ok I am going to mold my pasty body into the perfect man all I need to know is what things do you girls look for in a boyfriend? So help a lonely guy out.

Oh and do girls go for good guys or do they really like the bad ones more?

Perndog · #2

They like the bad one.

And it's not all that important what you look like, as long as you are neat and clean. The last girl I dated liked short hair, bare chests, and ripped abs. The girl I'm seeing now likes long hair, hairy chests, and soft abs. Verdict is out on facial hair.

Just be supremely cool and confident. That's all it takes. You won't win them all, but you'll get enough.

the[Hitman] · #3

wallet/penis size.

Jixby Phillips · #4

Supafly345 · #5

Seriously, girls want power. If you come off as powerful, you can get just about any girl. OF course there is more to it than that, but what they look for, is mostly power. That is why women go for money, because it makes a man look powerful. Confidence. But looks go into it too. Better looking guys are often more confident, and women like that. Of course they go off looks for the first 5 minutes that you meet them, but as long as you don't become offencive in appearance after, they will be happy.

PS, women will tell you that they want sensetivity and quiet guys if you ask them. But the truth is that they don't know what they want. I do.

AChimp · #6

THIS THREAD HAS SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS. THANK YOU, INTARWEB!

Matt Harty · #7

GIRLS WANT GUYS THAT WONT CHEAT ON THEM, THATS WHY YOU SEE ALL THE HOT GIRLS WITH THE UGLY GUYS

Mr. Vagiclean · #8

I SWAER TO GOD, GIRLS DIG MICROPHONES

ArrowX · #9

ask fartin hes married to.....something.

da blob · #10

supa's right - reptilian brain / hormones driven girls want power. Nature wants a female to be attracted to the dominant males, the one who's more likely to have successful genes to pass on (in term of evolution) and provide security for the progeny's raising.

Now, some people try to live above this state. Not that much, actually.

CaptainBubba · #11

Fortunately for those not born into fortune, the addition of some vascular walls under that manly lair of skin we have does wonders to jumpstart the instinctual "Power lust".

Money=power is bullshit. When we evolved to appreciate power, currency had not yet been invented. Food was currency. You got food and sutinence in every sense with the power at that time, which was strength and cunning. If you have muscle and you are able to hold a job you meet the requirements. A surpluds of additional money or resources would of course be noticed and appreciated, but its far far overvalued by the suppressed and horny middle class male population.

Aside from that, being interesting, flirtacious, and confident will get women to notice, symmetrical bodies will subconsiously draw woman to you, and being nice, faithful, and caring will keep them with you.

Ohh I forgot to mention that if you're ugly you need to lower your standards to just about one league below you. If you're good looking then act completely disinterested and do nothing but ask for sex. it'll be shortlived, but I gaurentee it'll work and she'll totally hate herself for dating you for the rest of her life. (You'll be a permanent mental scar! How cool is that!)

Anonymous · #12

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Brandon · #13

I have it on good authority that chicks like out-of-shape guys; either scrawny or obese.

Poverty is a big turn-on.

Oh, and they LOVE it when you obsess over them and take things way too seriously.

AChimp · #14

@ Chojin

CaptainBubba · #15

I once aqquired food poisoning from a scone in a Starbucks located in my local Barnes and Noble store. You wont find any of my line of dating related self help books there.

Matt Harty · #16

oh shit bubba u were that guy who swallowed a whole banana in the pypt

Cosmo Electrolux · #17

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp

THIS THREAD HAS SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS. THANK YOU, INTARWEB!

Mine too! Now I am a man!!!!!!

Big McLargehuge · #18

all the girls i know really do like nice guys

and they are all pretty too

. I just think all the guys here are fags and hang out with the wrong girls

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Dole · #19

No, all the guys here are nerds and dont know any girls.

Supafly345 · #20

Captain bubba overcomplicates it. Wear some serious bling bling, you'll see how many women start pawing you.

My secret is to act really gay (be pretty and dress like I just walked off a display table at nordstroms), and then reveal that I am straight after I have their interest. Gets them every time.

Matt Harty · #21

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Originally Posted by Dole

No, all the guys here are nerds and dont know any girls.

I don't fit the I-mockery stereotype, I feel alienated.

XBOXGIRL5 · #22

What I want, and most girls want is a guy that:

1.) Calls her at least twice a day to say hi.
2.) Has a nice body.
3.) Repects her opinions and thoughts.
4.) Has a large penis (optional w/some girls).
5.) Is truthful, honest, and loyal.

Follow those steps and you will never go wrong.

Big McLargehuge · #23

I haver a decent penis, decent

fags

Carnivore · #24

Man-juice.

CaptainBubba · #25

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBOXGIRL5

What I want, and most girls want is a guy that:

1.) Calls her at least twice a day to say hi.
2.) Has a nice body.
3.) Repects her opinions and thoughts.
4.) Has a large penis (optional w/some girls).
5.) Is truthful, honest, and loyal.

Follow those steps and you will never go wrong.

IF ALL THAT IS TRUE THEN WHY DOES YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND ONLY CARE ABOUT SECKS?

Specify large. Most assume that means long. AM I RIGHT FELLAS??