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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 12:57 PM        OAO Sexual Adventure Game
Someone needs to start an OAO game, much like Dungeons & Dragons, to parody the life of OAO. Hilarity ensues. I'd do it but I I really don't have the time, energy or ... well ... the interest, really. Giving him negative hit points to begin with is a no-no. We don't want the game to be too realistic. Roll the dice.
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
Hey, as long as I get in a cut on the profit.
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 10:45 PM       
Wow, you just wasted your 666th post on that.
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 10:53 PM       
You know, for a game to be fun there has to be some chance of winning.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 01:17 AM       
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Wow, you just wasted your 666th post on that.
One man's shit is another man's gold.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 05:10 AM       
*seven*

I asked for advice in the love line forum on whether this girl liked me or not and got called a bunch of names and ridiculed for putting up with it.

I lost 287 Dignity points.

Here, someone else play, this is fucking depressing the hell out of me.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 05:44 AM       
I rolled a perfect twenty on my charisma + charm skill but when I asked the girl of my dreams out, she told me to fuck off and diea I guess I need more situational modifiers I am constructing a pheromone emitter, which I will fit onto the plastic flower that I wear on my fencing suit. She will not be able to resist my chemically aided charm.


On other news, this morning in front of the mirror I realized I might have lost another appearace point. Damn hives
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 01:37 PM       
I got a new fencing suit and new shows
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 05:50 PM       
WOW!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!!

I love the picture, man!!! That is freakin' sweet!!! Even though it is a crappy pictue of me and I've gotten new frames, that is definitely awesome.

Seriously, I am willing to let that be made into an I-Mockery shirt. Just give me a slice of the profit and a free copy, and make sure it's on a black background.

Oh, and somebody downsize it so I can make it my avatar/put it in my sig.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 07:02 PM       
WHAT?

When did OAO post a picture???
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 07:31 PM       


http://www.popnko.com/mockpic/imafencermanAV.jpg
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 09:28 PM       
Chojin, you are the man!!!

It even keeps with my black-and-white motif!!!

Pern, I posted a picture of myself a while ago in a somewhat futile attempt to prove I'm not a fatass. It's been a while; I hope to get a digital camera over Christmas so that I can take more pics. Not necessarily of myself, either.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:23 AM       
Dude, your penis is considered part of yourself, generally.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:09 PM       
“The environmental movement I helped found has lost its objectivity, morality and humanity. The pain and suffering it is inflicting on families in developing countries must no longer be tolerated." - – Patrick Moore, Greenpeace co-founder
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 03:52 PM       
-5 language points for use of the word "motif". :fag
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 02:15 PM       
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I really enjoyed that one.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 05:06 PM       
Thats not really a picture of OAO, is it?

Either way,
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 05:10 PM       
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Thats not really a picture of OAO, is it?
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 06:28 PM       
It is, but the "young gestapo officer" image that it puts off is starting to annoy me.

I need another pic.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 09:44 PM       
So you're an avid fencer with a crush on David Hasslehoff?

Oh man... I'm so sorry.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 04:00 PM       
No, you see, there is this wonderful invention called Photoshop.

A guy who goes by the name Metal Militia added in the image of David Hasselhoff.

In fact, I wasn't even aware that's who he was until you posted that...
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 04:04 PM       
Haircut inspired by Mo of the Three Stooges. Give me a bowl and I'll give you a "do".
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 05:39 PM       
So you don't deny your crush on David Hasslehoff, then?
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 05:42 PM       
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So you don't deny your crush on David Hasslehoff, then?
Obviously my denial was implied.

Idgit.
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