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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 10:47 PM        The I-Mockery Posting Season Race to 10,000!
As you all, know, the only way to get through life is being a presentable face, if you don't have that you can make one on the internet by creating a website. If that doesn't work, join a message board and post alot. That's right post counts, the only way to gain respect on the internet, as they say "The higher the postcount, the closer to god"

With Feburary 2005 coming near, it will be the 2nd year anniversary of the opening of the new I-Mockery Boards (pHp edition for nerds). Though it seems that post counts are at a long time low. People are actually thinking before they post, and that's just gosh-darn tomfoolery. The top posters of I-mocker have made a rough average of 2000-3000 post the first year, and as the second year come close the average is 4000-6500. It's about time for the top posters to show there stuff and by Feburary 2006, they should have 10,000. But who will get their first? Let's look at our top players!



#43 Chojin
Total Post: 6518
Joined: Feb 02, 2003
Posting Average: 9.47 posts per day
Posting Total: 2.20%
Hometeam: The Baltimore Veterans (formerly Baltimore Baltimore Revolution)


Personal Bio: The ultimate in the ways of a "seasoned veteran". Chojin has taken postcount to new heights and looks good doing it. Some judge against his argued "flamboyant playing" techniques, he's a proved his force by become a top moderator (behind King of Mockery Bape) While right now on top, one young buck is not too far behind...



#523 Esuohlim
Total Post: 6518
Joined: Mar 09, 2003
Posting Average: 9.98 posts per day
Posting Total: 2.20%
Hometeam: The Michigan Jennings (enter the field to the Jeopardy! theme)


Personal Bio: The youngest of the top posters at only 11 years old, Esuohlim went through the 2003 season post after post. There was a time where ever thread contained his quick wit. 25% of the 200,000 cash winnings he gets if he win the race (WHOOPS, DID I NEGLECT TO TALK ABOUT THE CAHS PRIZE INVOLVED?) will go to Matthew Perry's School for the Sarcasticly Impared He's neck and neck with Chojin, yet they were once both under the might of this man....


#16 Rongi
Total Post: 6421
Joined: Feb 02, 2003
Posting Average: 9.33 posts per day
Posting Total: 2.17%
Hometeam: The New York Dagos (Motto: We wop the competition!)


Personal Bio: The once Lord of all Postcounts, Rongi once overtopped everyone by at least 200 post. Yet his rampage came to halt in June of 04' when he was suspended for illegal use of pornography in a post. This set him back and gave Chojin and Esuohlim the lead once again. Yet if he could reclaim his rampant posting once more, he could take back the throne and hit the 10,000 first!


Yet nevertheless, besides these 3 fine posting athletes, there are several contenders who can also prove their worth and get to the 10,000 first. mburbank, who shows no signs of retirement. The clown prince of I-mockery Jixby Phillips, with canadian native AChimp and the running joke known as kellychaos! Although, I would count out Matt Harty for he claims that he has too much of a life to keep up his posting expertise, but he'll try to fit it in his busy schedual.

As you can see, any of these men can reach 10,000 by February of 2006. In fact it can be......YOU!*


*Note: Do not attempt to reach 10,000 if you have less than 3000 post,are mildy retarded, repetively boring, or have recieve cancer from these boards. Side-Effect from participating may be Banning, proceed with caution!
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 10:56 PM       
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Yeah! It's great! People now think before they create a crappy thread like this.
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:01 PM       
You're quick to judge with only 1200 post, why don't you come back and reply when you have made a difference to the community.
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:03 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:06 PM       
That's the fighting spirit Brandon! Why you may not get 10,000 this year, you are proving to become quite the up and coming rookie of the boards.
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:10 PM       
I reached 10,000 before anyone on that list on the old boards!
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
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I reached 10,000 before anyone on that list on the old boards!
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
I'm currently in the lead AS OF THIS POST

Stay tuned 'cause there'll surely be a photo-finish at the end of this test of endurance and motivation.
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
so wait are you saying if this board was baseball i would be making like millions of dollars
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:36 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 11:37 PM       
Not only that, but if I was a 16 yr old white girl, i'd ask to go into your hotel room then sue you later on.

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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 01:48 AM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:10 AM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:23 AM       
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You're quick to judge with only 1200 post, why don't you come back and reply when you have made a difference to the community.
And such great people like sports and ArrowX should be emulated due to the overwhelming posting presence they grace this board with.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:37 AM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 11:13 AM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 11:25 AM       
A high post count only brings you closer to God if the posts are of consistent gigh quality. Otherwise, every additional post merely drags us all down deeper into the pit of suck.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 11:26 AM       
TAKE THIS MOTHER TO THE POSTCOUNT FIGHT
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 01:39 PM       
Hey, my post count just went up by one!
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:00 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 02:44 PM       
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I have been trying to refrain myself from posting every asine thought that flys through my head Mr. Phillips.
Perhaps you enjoy reading the suck on these boards, which is why you encourage people to continue.
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