VINCES WEB SITE FOUND! VISIT CATHOLIC SAMURAI!

[Phil the anorak]

Yes We've met before.

Do any of the other right wing bullshitters from Newsfilter get here?

[mburbank]

Preechr was a regular visitor here for a while, but he was far more coherent than inth and way less of a bunghole.

[Phil the anorak]

Yes Preechy was relatively coherent most of the time.
Dear old newsfarter though if he isn't a politician he oughta be. The number of questions and facts I directed at him that he ignored and just made up more bullshit to cover up was a sight to behold.

[pjalne]

I thought Numbers got here from NF?

[O71394658]

I did indeed.

[kellychaos]

I haven't figured out whether #'s androgynous avatar is male or female and so I am intrigued and repulsed simultaneously. I'm leaning towards female but with science being what it is today ...

[pjalne]

If it's male, consider me gay.

[O71394658]

It's safe to say she's pure, 100% female.

[FS]

It's not my place to do Max's work, but I think this one ought to be preserved.

[quote removed as to not cause chaos and general mayhem in this thread and because it's been moved to the correct thread.]

[mburbank]

Thank you sir. That was lovely.

I particularly enjoy the phrase "A non-God situation", especially since it's a person 'view of ' it we're considering, as opposed to their belief in a 'non-god situation'.

EDIT: However, this is the wrong thread. This thread is for appalling english construction by Vinth NOT FOUND on I-mockery, and was created becuase Vinth insisted his very, very bad writting here was excused by the fact he didn't care about the site, and that it didn't deserve good writting.

I have taken the liberty of including the quote you found in a chunk I'm about to post in the thread I created for his assault on language here at I-mockery.

[The One and Only...]

I came from Newsfilter, you damn commie pinkos.

I, however, post by the name Anonymous on Newsfilter.

Personally, I'd like to see Dusty post over here. It'd be... quite interesting.

[AChimp]

I think that there are enough people here from Newsfilter already, and I'm upset by the fact that they are all NERDS.

[Big Papa Goat]

I actually came from Newsfilter, but I only made about 10 posts there, and saw the link to I-mockery there during that debate challenge from Vince to Burbank.

[Supafly345]

What's newsfilter? Some sort of way to protect yourself from the media? I could use something like that.

[Anonymous]

wow I didn't know so many people came from that site
this board is a black hole

[mburbank]

Ahhh, the triumphal return.

326.) "In time for the student games or some shit, they sent 300 N. Korean cheerleaders out to try and make N. Korea seem like it is being run by someone other than some stupid-ass asian-'froed murderer and the legions of dumbasses that would turn him in for a 6 pack of Mallomars."

327.) "This governor's race in California is exposing slightly the liberal biases that are in the media today."

328.) "My main argument is that if this guy actually had to argue points with people, he would be crushed in the ground."

329.) "You want to know why a large group of people get real irritated with people?"

330.) "That is because if your white, there is no racism and with everyone else who isn't "white", they can be offended by anything they so choose."

331.) "Martin Luther King, Jr. might as well never marched."

332.) "In 40 years, we are just back to where we were, except it's minorities that are imposing self-segregation."

333.) "TV has brought to me today a buffet of items to expound about."

334.) "It sickens me sometimes to think that we pay attention and give all this lavish praise and glory to two people who's crowning achievement in life was to be born to a father with money."

335.) "Now, CNN comes back on and the anchor that was there, the guy with the mustache that does the morning/afternoon news said to notice that "no facts or stats were brought up" when Rush made his statement after they replayed what he said."

336.) "Now, when did CNN of all people start worrying about stats and facts, especially with this CIA leak case?!?"

337.) "They said it was a big story and they would keep you up to date on it since everyone is talking about it, but if you go to MSNBC or Fox News all it is show is the whole CIA leak scandal."

338.) "But, as usual, he does bring up a huge point that I think is overlooked. The NFL over the past few years has been catering to more of a "urban" setting."

339.) "I believe it is more marketing by the NFL than anything that has to do with the players."

340.) "Is it just me, or is it the only people who are screaming that Wilson's wife was an undercover agent either a) Democrats or b) the media?"

[mburbank]

341.) "Week 5 of the NFL season has came and went....."

342.) "It was brought up, done with, and then "Jackass" had to open his mouth like he was some kind of societal expert."

343.) "Oh I'm a white/black/Asian/Indian/Latino straight/gay/bisexual male/female/transsexual/transgender who is upset/appalled/angry because a white/black/Asian/Indian/Latino straight/gay/bisexual male/female/transsexual/transgender said something racist/bigoted/hateful/gay bashing/stereotypical/sexist and I am too weak-willed to let someone express their freedom of speech and my right to disagree with it!"

344.) "A lesson people have learned in their lives is you do not screw with bears."

345.) "Yeah, I agree with Rush 100% and my thought centers are nothing but microcomputers that are programmed with RNC talking points."

346.) "He said that the people who read Michael Moore's books are people who are usually not well off and believe everything is bad and liberal policies are great and it really doesn't inspire you about our country or workforce or military."


347.) "Either one of two things are going to happen: Americans will absorb this change like its the best thing since sliced bread or we will reject the hell out of it."

348.) "Americans are real anal about certain things, such as the metric system and $1 coins."

349.) "Now, does it serve its purpose in the fact that it would be hard as hell to counterfeit?"

[mburbank]

350.) "It is well worth your time to read. It makes a metric ass-load of points that need to be addressed."

351.) "The Indigenous Peoples of the New World or The Native Peoples of India Summer is upon us, so that means is a great time for some football."

352.) "Another thing that caught my eye is that the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks had a major trade go down and Walker was trade for LaFrenz, which seems odd to me because Dallas is in need of a big man when the NBA now-a-days is a place where big men are treated like a ton-brick of gold."

353.) "I'd like to add that it is pretty said that it is considered "white" to be intelligent in something that doesn't involve standing up on a stage and screaming about black power."

[mburbank]

354.) "People romanticize the Black Panthers but if you ever went to a convenience store to ask for directions that was owned by a guy who walked by a Klan member's house 20 years ago, you are a racist redneck."

355.) "Speaking of which, the black dude in the Honey movie; Has there been any movie/tv show where he is banging a black chick?"

[mburbank]

356.) (from Newsfilter) "I'm wanting to come back and write for it again and keep it back to the momentum it was gaining before I took some time off."

[mburbank]

357.) "I voted Republican in 2000 and 2002, and now besides cutting my taxes (which boosted the economy 8.2%) and doing a great job on the war on terror, what have the Republicans did for you and me?"

358.) "Social (In)Security is still rampant, Medicare is going to be going strong, and now prescription drugs entitlements are more than likely going to pass."

359.) "The government is not a Nanny or is it a Daddy; it is an institution that is supposed to represent the people and protect us from harm."

360.) "The Blue Hair Group that is going to benefit from this idiocy in policy being passed are going to be compost in 15-25 years."

361.) "The elderly among us who do not want this to pass because they have their own drug program with their insurance carrier or with their former employer will probably now have it revoked since the government is doing the job for them!"

362.) "I'm pissed and I am tired of taking it up the ass because our elected officials want to pander for votes."

363.) "This is not about people not being able to get drugs because that is a out and out lie."

364.) "It is not mine nor yours nor government's fault to provide drugs for us, to provide us time off, to provide ANYTHING for us besides our safety and security and possibly our interstate road system."

[mburbank]

365.) "They do not understand the founding ideals of this country were not to provide pills, not to provide health care, not to provide money for art but to provide for our SAFETY and SECURITY when it comes to our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness."

366.) "Hell, we started our American Revolution over stupider stuff than all the pork-barrel spending we just watch and let our elected officials get away with."

367.) "If you want something to protest, protest the pork-barrel spending on useless crap the government was not set up to provide, like funds for the NEA, NPR, farming subsidies, Medicare, Social Security, and other wastes of money for programs that do not protect our freedoms and keep us safe."

[mburbank]

368.) (from newsfilter) "Check out the Parthenon of juggernautic political excellence we have as the judges:"

369.) "Isnt it cute... ...that most of the people screaming about the riots in Miami about the whole free trade situation are nothing more than socialist or commie fronts and no one is reporting on this>"

370.) "No matter your position on our "War on Terrorism", we can all admit that unless we are a terrorism expert or a part of the Bush cabinets, we don't know all the information behind all the actions the Bush administration is taking."

371.) "This can be bad or good, depending on your personal and logical feelings about the times we are in."

372.) "One thing I myself am assure of is that the Bush administration didn't have a secret meeting with decide who they were going to "impress" with the capture of Saddam."

373.) "To sit there and say that you were not impressed with our military and President capturing Saddam Hussein only means a couple things. 1) You think of yourself more importantly than anyone else does and 2) You need be smacked in the chops."

[sspadowsky]

You know, I was just fixing to ask what was going on with that yo-yo.

I think this one is my favorite:

373.) "To sit there and say that you were not impressed with our military and President capturing Saddam Hussein only means a couple things. 1) You think of yourself more importantly than anyone else does and 2) You need be smacked in the chops."

Aside from the obvious and brutal rape of the English language, I wasn't aware that the president was the one who captured Hussein. Did he make another secret three-hour visit to Iraq?

[AChimp]

I like how that comment can be juxtaposed with the previous comment.

"Bush wasn't trying to impress anybody."

"BE IMPRESSED!"