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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 05:47 PM        What kind of surface does a turkey prefer to walk on?
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 05:55 PM       


Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?

Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat!!!

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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."

"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied, "so why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
mashed potatoes?

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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE EAT THE TURKEY?




BECAUSE UNCLE JACK ATE IT AND HE DIED OF FOOD POISONING!
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 07:50 PM       
that's just a shittier version of my joke you ass
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
HAHAHAHAH! I PUT MY SCROTUM IN THAT PUDDING AN HOUR AGO!!!!
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
theres a bomb in the lasagna
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:24 PM       
THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA :ear wiggle

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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 12:32 PM       
OMG! now my date will think that my family is dumb, I hate you Doug :ShakespeareQuote
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 01:50 PM        .
Whats black and blue and stuck at the top of the stairs?



Superman in a wheelchair.


Why was he black?


The bomb exploded.
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
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Old Nov 28th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
HOW DID THE PILGRIM LOSE HIS JOB
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Old Nov 28th, 2003, 02:57 AM       
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