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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:48 PM        I can't find my hair gel!
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:53 PM       
have you ever tried this gel called FGT?
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:53 PM       
Did you check the fridge? Sometimes (never) I put thing in there by accident!
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:57 PM       
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 10:07 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 11:09 AM       
Great, now how are you going to keep that bush down, frobles?
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 07:39 PM       
Keep that stuff out of your hair, foo. Icky.
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 07:50 PM       
Why is it so important anyway? Why can't men live without putting this grease on their hair? Sometimes it looks terrible!
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 09:50 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 11:09 PM       
It's OK, folks, I know where the hair gel is! Because I've seen There's Something About Mary!
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 11:18 PM       
Eeew. Don't gel your hair. Soft hair is much better.
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 11:33 PM       
Maybe he has started to spike it
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 06:48 AM       
use Crisco....
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 02:00 PM       
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use Crisco....
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 03:01 PM       
someone got it!
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 04:08 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 04:18 PM       
I've wanted my hair to look like Calvin's in that strip forever. FOR-EVER.
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 05:34 PM       
http://www.pioneerthinking.com/hairgel.html


Homemade Hair Gel
By: Michigan State University

The Ingredients
1/2 to 1 teaspoon unflavored gelatin
1 cup warm water

The Instructions
Dissolve gelatin in 1 cup warm water. Keep refrigerated and use as you would a purchased gel.

Storage: Most recipes require refrigeration since they don't contain preservatives. Shelf Life is approximately 1 week.

Did You Know
Gelatin: (also Gelatine) is a protein product, manufactured by partial hydrolysis of collagen found in bones, hooves, connective tissues, and skin of animals.... source: Wikipedia
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 08:08 AM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 11:48 AM       
calm down, ya redneck. he wasn't talking to you.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 12:25 PM       
No, my new name for OAO is whateverman. He's like a superhero except he doesn't do a damn thing.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 12:28 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 03:21 PM       
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calm down, ya redneck. he wasn't talking to you.
I'm not a redneck.....I'm trying to goad Max into a verbal tirade...he's so damned funny when he's abusive
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 03:22 PM       
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No, my new name for OAO is whateverman. He's like a superhero except he doesn't do a damn thing.
whateverman....I like it. I'll bet he already has the tights and cape.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 03:49 PM       
Nah. I'm more like a modern flop; capes just don't suit me.
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