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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
...and no you didn't, cunt.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
Yes I am a cunt..will I shut up...not likely.


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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 12:57 AM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 01:25 AM       
I like your ball. s.
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 01:15 PM       
LOL, Isn't that avatar picture a great picture of me. I love it. My friend who took it won a prize for that picture in a photo competition.
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
It's lovely. I thought it was from a movie or something, though.

Hit me up baby and knock me down, stop what you're doing and come around, we can hold hands 'til the sun goes down cause I know that you and I can be together... Cause I love you.
Babe, I'm on fire....
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
Can I play with your boobs?
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 01:49 PM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
Sorry to interfeare your conversation, but I am a newby here..

- Name- Viktor
- Age- 18
- Job- Student
- Where you at?- Israel, Nazereth Illit
- Why did you start posting- well.. to know more people with same interests
- How long have you been on the board- one day
- Hobbies- A lot of music, metal generaly, wrestling... and that's it
- Fav. music/band- Heavy metal - Aria
- Fav. book- Lord of the rings
- Fav. movie- Ivan Vosil'evich meniaet profesiu
- Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know yet
- What is that smell- I think it's the smell of the parfume of my last
mistress...What was her name?
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
Name-robert hayes
Age-17
job-none of your buissness
raleigh
hobbies- arcade collecter
fav. music/band-be good johnny by men at work
fav. book-none
fav. movie-friday the 13th
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 06:37 AM       
Yoo don't reed? Yu must B horibal at english.
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 03:38 PM       
Name- Jennifer
Age- 18 (going on 19 in January)
job- unemployed, unless still being a student counts...
where you at?- California
why did you start posting- I love the I-Mockery site, and figured that the boards are probably just as good as the site, and possibly even better because they get to be interactive!
how long have you been on the board- Well, I joined during the summer, but I only posted once or twice I think, but I'm intending to get more into the board now that I've got more free time.
hobbies- Playing guitar, writing, drawing, online stuff (you know...building websites, posting on boards, playing games, email...the usual), obsessively following my favorite musicians
fav. music/band- I'm a classic rocker, even though I wasn't lucky enough to be around in the era when the music was made. My three favorite bands (don't laugh too hard) are The Beatles, The Who, and The Monkees (thus, my avatar being the picture taken of Davy Jones and myself when I got to meet him in August :-D). I also really like Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath, Motley Crue, and Peter Frampton, along with many others, but these're just my total favorites.
fav. book- I'm not too picky, I'll read just about anything, considering it's interesting.
fav. movie- lol I could go on for ages with this one, since I have a LOT of favorite movies.....okay, the basic ones are all the movies that my favorite bands ever made, so I'll get those out of the way right now without having to list all of them by name. Aside from them, would have to say my other fave movies are Blame It On Rio, Homeward Bound, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle, The Birdcage, Mrs. Doubtfire, the Austin Powers trilogy...
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't HATE anyway. Royally dislike a few people, but not actually hate. And since I'm not that familiar with the board yet, I can't really answer this question.
what is that smell- Not me!
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 06:28 AM       
santa doesnt exist, neither does the tooth fairy, and:'the boards are probably just as good as the site, and possibly even better' is completely untrue also.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
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them, would have to say my other fave movies are Blame It On Rio, Homeward Bound, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle, The Birdcage, Mrs. Doubtfire, the Austin Powers trilogy...

YES, YES, YES!

I want you to have my children, TODAY
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
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Name-robert hayes!!!!!!!1

AIRPLANE!!!!
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
Name?- well, its not Melvin I can tell you that much.
Age?- 19 and a half
Job?- I work at a warehouse. It sucks.
Where you at?- Finland
Why did you start posting?- Satan told me to.
How long have you been on the board?- couple of months.
hobbies?- Movies, music and of course Internet.
Fav. band?- Strapping Young Lad.
Fav. book?- I don´t really read books, but I would have to say "Stephen King´s IT".
Fav. Movie?- propably Fargo...or full metal jacket. or donnie darko. or salton sea or platoon or......
What do you hate most on this board?- myself.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2003, 07:41 PM        humpf
Name- Im not that stupid
Age- 32
job- huh, I guess "artist" will have to do
where you at?- out of reach
why did you start posting- given my memory span, n/a - I probably had nothing else to do
how long have you been on the board- since yesterday
hobbies- sex (except with animals and children under 15), wandering around the internet
fav. music/band- the durutti column, pink floyd, the beach boys, randy newman, rickie lee jones ...
fav. book- too many - and you don't know them anyway
fav. movie- the pet shop sketch ! and anything Python. That kaurismaki movie about a girl working in a restaurant. Used to be a greenaway fan, but I grew up
Who do you hate the most on this board- Prof Cool - cause he talked to me
what is that smell - one of my pugs probably shitted on the carpet a few days ago


Anyway - keep in mind I'm a (who again ?) character
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:25 PM       
Name- Apparently it's hard to figure out.
Age- 16
Job- Official Time-waster
where you at?- Mizzaryland
why did you start posting- I have nothing better to do?
how long have you been on the board- About 5 minutes
hobbies- Uh, the Internet? I also enjoy music. Listening to it, and making it ;o
fav. music/band- Radiohead, White Stripes, Flaming Lips, Joy Division, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, Bis, Bjork, Neutral Milk Hotel, Azure Ray, etc etc.
fav. book- Catcher in the Rye
fav. movie- Office Space
Who do you hate the most on this board- Haven't been here long enough to tell.
what is that smell- Pizza. or so I'd like to have you believe.. ;x
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:35 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
Thats the first time I have seen an annoying american vocal inflection actually typed.
You know, when everything sounds like a question?
When every sentence starts higher than it began?
Its like, really annoying and stuff?
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 11:32 AM       
Name- Chris
Age- 24
job- Transcription
where you at?- Texas
why did you start posting-Girlfriend visited the site a lot.
how long have you been on the board- Don't know, not long.
hobbies- reading, programming, movies and crap
fav. music/band- Rammstein
fav. book- 120 days of sodom by De Sade
fav. movie- The God Father
Who do you hate the most on this board-Nobody yet.
what is that smell-I don't know, I smoke too much to make out smells any more.
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 05:17 PM        Thought I'd re-do it :)
Name Mel
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job Student/Butcher
where you at? UK
why did you start posting through a friend
how long have you been on the board years
hobbies music, computers, films
fav. music/band Iron Maiden
fav. book Lord Of The Rings
fav. movie Stargate
Who do you hate the most on this board no idea
what is that smell I only had 1 hours sleep leave me alone
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:19 AM       
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fav. book- 120 days of sodom by De Sade
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:21 AM       
I am glad you agree. Though the one I have has a lot of his other stories in it as well.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
Name- You may call me God
Age- 23
job- security guard, dj, promoter, event planner
where you at?- sitting at my desk while you're decrepit old bag of a mother knobs away under my desk
why did you start posting- because all the other message boards i'm on are boring as hell... not like this one is much better... just not as many idiots.. as far as i've seen
how long have you been on the board- awhile... was on the old board
hobbies- pissing people off, shit talking, dj'ing, sleeping, and beating people up
fav. music/band- I like a lot of music. Everything from industrial gabber to classic rock.
fav. book- the Dark Tower series
fav. movie- i dont fucking know... uhh... oh wait i do.. the on i made with your sister
Who do you hate the most on this board- Everyone who's not me
what is that smell- since it's eminating from your rotting corpse...i'd say it's called eu de putrify
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