Comedy ethics

[sspadowsky]

I noticed he's busting out the "Jew" thing pretty consistently now. Repetition. Not only that, he's referring to himself in the third person. Sure signs of dementia. I'd lay off him, now, Max. The guy obviously needs some professional help, and is beginning to crack.
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[VinceZeb]

He wants to make generalizations; I'll make them as well. Very simple; simple enough for even you to understand.

[sspadowsky]

No, I'd say there's a big difference between picking on someone because they're a moron (your case), and picking on someone because of their heritage. One way is funny, and the other way is not. I'll give you a hint: It's the "Jew" thing that isn't funny. At least, not the way you're doing it.
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[VinceZeb]

Keep on saying I am a moron. It must be a nice big security blanket for you, to project yourself onto others who are obviously your superior.

[sspadowsky]

Well, not everyone can be a 500-lb would-be submarine commander, but I do what I can.
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[VinceZeb]

I don't weigh 500lbs and it wasn't to command a sub. So when you can think of something a bit more funny, give it another try.

[glowbelly]

well, not everyone can be a middle-sized, once overweight, right wing white man with a horrible grasp of the english language and a knack for turning the simplest sentences into utter muckity muck.

[VinceZeb]

Isn't there a house you should be cleaning or a meal you should be cooking, glow?

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by sspadowsky

No, I'd say there's a big difference between picking on someone because they're a moron (your case), and picking on someone because of their heritage. One way is funny, and the other way is not. I'll give you a hint: It's the "Jew" thing that isn't funny. At least, not the way you're doing it.

Hey now! Wait just a cotton-picking minute ... somebody's got to step in to defend against moron descrimination here ... Oh crap, even I can't even keep a straight face defending Vinnie ... and I had something really funny to say too ... really ... I'll be back.

[Protoclown]

GLOWBELLY MADE ME LOL

[mburbank]

I think the Jew thing is Hillarious, because
A.) I'm a jew. So it's funny right away, becuase he's saying something that is true and he isn't wrong, two things that always make something funny

B.) He's running out a series of tired stereotypes to which he adds nothing. Why are they tired? Because they've been around a long time so they must be pretty funny otherwise they'd have gone away. And if it ain't broke, don't fix it!

C.) It's IRONIC! Because as Vince has told us many times, he's very tolerant person who shows it by calling anything he doesn't like 'pussy', always mentioning the ethnicity of his 'girlfriends', bragging about touching breasts, constantly questioning other peoples manliness and making pretty much the same Jew joke over and over and over. If that's not IRONIC, it could only be a SHAMEFUL LACK OF SELF AWARENESS, and that would hardly be funny at all, except in a 'pay a quarter, see the freak' kind of way.


I mean, when you think about it, it's kind of weak the way I make fun of things speciffic to Vince himself and things he's actually said. It's just a cover for not having some sort of blanket sweeping generalization I could mock with pre chewed japes. If only Vince were black or homosexual! There are so many great things to say about blacks and homosexuals. Sigh. I should probably spend more time focusing on his communication disorders and learning disabilities.

[Miss Modular]

You know, Max, maybe it's time for you to adopt a pet name for Vince the way you've adopted "Naldo" for Raygun. Show 'em who's boss.

[VinceZeb]

Blah blah blah, Max. I go with the Jew angle because I don't really respect or care about your existance. Your not worth enough to think out a good insult. But I would not have insulted you if you wouldn't have tried to be cute with me first. And I like being an asshole on this tired little board. It's fun. Sorry if I make someone feel bad or think of me in a negative light. I care about as much as the length of Max's hooded dick. So about 2 inches.

[mburbank]

That's a swell angle, Vince, but unconvincing.

See, unless I'm mistaken, there's isn't anyone here "worth enough to think out a good insult." (GOD, I love the way you write! 'Think out'! You're priceless!)

So you won't ever write anything funny here, or a good insult , or more than a few complete sentences.

Since the only way we 'experience' you is through your posts, that means that despite your schoolboy boasting, you won't even back up anything you've said about yourself. You'll continue, supposedly due to our lack of worth, to continue to post like an unfunny, English as a Second Language Student.

Come one, Vince. I challenge you. This won't be anywhere near as hard as your imaginary submarine letter. Write something funny in English. It doesn't have to be about me, it could be about anything!
Unless of course your roomate through away your brain the lat tim he was cleaning.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Miss Modular

You know, Max, maybe it's time for you to adopt a pet name for Vince the way you've adopted "Naldo" for Raygun. Show 'em who's boss.

Max already OWNS Vince ... Max knows it ... You Know it ... I know it. In fact, the only one that doesn't know it is Vince. That's the funny part, really. Consequently, a pet name would just be superfluous ... and possibly in violation of a few ACLU regulations. Even the Vinces of the world deserve protection ... from themselves if nothing else.

[mburbank]

Laws, Kelly, I work for a non profit, I hardly own anything, certainly not Vince. If I did own him I'd lay him on an old, stained beach blanket on my lawn the first nice Saturday that came along with an old Snackmaster, some cast off McDonalds toys, a broken lamp, a half finished sad clown paint by numbers kit and little handwritten "Anything here for a quarter" sign.

If by sundown he was still there, I'd roll up the blanket and shove it in the grabage.

[VinceZeb]

Max, I'm not trying to impress you. So frankly, your opinions mean shit to me. You are nothing more than entertainment for the periods of time I need filled. If you really tout the fact that you "own" me, you are petty fucking pathetic and it just proves once again that you live in a la-la liberal land.

I mean, come on Max, do you actually know people in the real world. You work in a non-profit (i.e. Cant make money) museum! And you try to come off as better than me? Wow. You must have big brass balls to go along with your 2 inch dick. There is no angle, Max, and you just can't accept that. This world goes bye-bye if I don't log in or don't turn on my computer. We all CHOOSE to be here. I choose to provoke idiots and laugh at them at a second-rate humor site. Wow, I don't care enough about typing nice long eloquent sentences on a message board! Man, I must be a dork. I like some of the shows you do, so how can a "tool" like me appreciate them!

Max, you are a fucking elitist prick who deserves to have the teeth in your mouth knocked into your stomach. To me who are nothing but a humor piece and you just prove why people like you would die in the real world. Want to talk shit about me, Max? Go work for a real business and have to perform a real job. Function with the average people of society. See, I do those things. And I know how people think and react. Get a nice big dose of reality. That is why I say I pitty your family, because if you are like this off this board, then you are going to raise another dumbass child who dosen't deserve to have an opinon let alone vote in elections.

And kelly, if I wanted your opinon, Id take my dick out of your mouth.

[kellychaos]

If you love a Vince ... set him free ... if he returns spewing viscous bile, he is YOURS ... if not, he never was.

[mburbank]

Vince, you can read, can't you? I said, in English, I DON'T own you.

Now, my saying I DON'T could be missunderstood as:

"If you really tout the fact that you "own" me, you are petty fucking pathetic and it just proves once again that you live in a la-la liberal land. "

but only if you are a very dumb guy.

"Want to talk shit about me, Max? Go work for a real business and have to perform a real job."

I'm sorry, honey, didn't you say you worked for a college?

Are you trying to get me all hot and bothered with your talk of 'functioning' in the 'real world'? The guy who doesn't own a house, isn't married, doesn't have and support children? I'm sorry, Vince, but going to strip shows isn't a HUGE marker of your coping skills. Come on, now, put up or shut up. Tell me all about the massive responsabilities you carry out each and every day that makes you such an authority of the 'real world'. Tell me things you 'know', tell me about this 'real world' you inhabit that I don't, because I'm getting the vibe tht you have some pretty impressive stories to tell. Come on, THRILL ME!

I mean, you know, unless your all busy daydreaming about Kelly blowing you. I wouldn't want to distract you before the big moment.

[VinceZeb]

I work in a PRIVATE school, Max. This means that if we don’t make money, we die off. Unlike the govt schools you were educated in. If I don't do a good job, my ass is canned. Simple as that.

I don't want to own a house, I'm only 22 so Id rather not get married, and it would be very stupid of me right now to have a child. That is called having responsibility, stupid. I choose not to have unprotected sex that would produce a child I could not take care of. I choose not to buy a house know I could not afford it.

I don't have impressive stories to tell, Max. I just have been around people enough to know what the average American feels and knows. It's called having a brain, Max.

Like the quote says "If you are under 30 and a conservative you have no heart. If you are over 30 and a liberal you have no brain."

Guess I'm heartless and you, Max, are close to or are already brainless.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Vince, you can read, can't you? I said, in English, I DON'T own you.

Nope ... I said THAT. < Kellychaos pats his own back >

Originally Posted by mburbank

but only if you are a very dumb guy.

There's the clincher!

Originally Posted by mburbank

I mean, you know, unless your all busy daydreaming about Kelly blowing you. I wouldn't want to distract you before the big moment.

One can only see it as projection ... we all KNOW who the real target of his affections are Max.

[mburbank]

Aren't private schools for elitist pricks? See, I know, because I went to one. That's how I got my elitist prick credentials. Then I went to a private college where I got my degree. Do you have one a them there things or is that too elitist for you? Private school, or state shool? Who paid?

"I don't want to own a house, I'm only 22 so Id rather not get married, and it would be very stupid of me right now to have a child. That is called having responsibility, stupid. I choose not to have unprotected sex that would produce a child I could not take care of. I choose not to buy a house know I could not afford it."

Lovely. So. Compared to me, who does all those things, what exactly are the massive responsabilities you adress in the real world. Cable, phone and rent?

"I just have been around people enough to know what the average American feels and knows. It's called having a brain, Max. "

Well, golly. I've been around a lot of folks. I'm not sure exactly what the average American is, people having such widely varied personalities. More than half the people who voted didn't vote for Bush. Does that mean the average American wanted Gore. I think being able to write sentgences is more indicative of having a barin than feeling some connection to 'average' Americans.

Oh, I forgot something. The non profit I work for? Boston's second largest tourist attraction. Only Fanueil Hall beats us for traffic. Tough economic times, but we do okay. We might even be more financially succsesful than a private school. Not that financial success measures worth. I'm just saying, tough guy. Simple as that.