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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 01:01 PM        Going to wedding
I would really appreciate it if you guys gave me some cliched advice about scoring with bridesmaids or getting drunk or something like that that you probably heard in a movie
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 01:07 PM       
Just watch "The Wedding Crashers" dude! it's like my bible!

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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 01:26 PM       
If you're going to nail the bridesmaid during the wedding, just make sure you do it in the courtyard in plain view of the security camera!
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 03:00 PM       
Just beware of the monsters that go to the wedding.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 03:13 PM       
Like Bridezilla? lol...
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 03:15 PM       
make sure to catch the bouquet
make sure to look like a good catch
make sure to have a combed head
make sure to do romances
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 03:18 PM       
make sure nto to set the church on fire
make sure not to kick the flower girl (even on accident!)
make sure not tomake an ape of yourself
make sure not to sit around like a grump when everyone's dancing (lol i make this mastake ALL THE TIME)
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
last wedding i went to i did get drunk :<
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 04:44 PM       
One question though, Mockery....

If he got invited, then how would Wedding Crashers help him? :/

Anyways, I suggest you overtake the Wine/Snack/Beer table as quickly as possible, and just barricade the space around it.

Then, kidnap the bridesmades and defend your beer
You will conquer the wedding
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 07:47 PM       
Oh, I forgot to mention that this is one of my friends getting married and that I actually am looking forward to it because all my friends will be there and this will probably be a FUN COOL MONSTER-FREE wedding

whoops your advices dont count, whoops
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 07:53 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:11 PM       
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whoops your advices dont count, whoops
not even mine
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:28 PM       
willie you always count dude
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:34 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 11:23 PM       
But I count faster
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 11:40 PM       
Do you fuck faster? That's non union too since they get don't overtime for some stuff.

If your union you can go slow and make that much more.
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 12:04 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 12:07 AM       
That's because you a non union dickless nimrod. Now tell me you missed me these last few days!
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 12:09 AM       
what is wrong with you terra?


Be nice especially to children and old people? ehhh
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 12:11 AM       
Mr vagi, are you wearing farty's nutsack??
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 05:55 PM       
Speaking of nutsacks...
Every time you manage to touch your nutsack to the wedding cake you get 5 points.
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 08:22 PM       
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Old Jun 17th, 2006, 10:18 AM       
Don't be best man. You have to do loads of stuff apparently.
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Old Jun 17th, 2006, 01:26 PM       
Things I did at the wedding

1. Drank for the first time in my life- I drank half a cup of wine that tasted repulsive, felt a slight "buzz" as people say and hated it.

2. Pretended like I didn't remember the dancing scene from pulp fiction and accused the guy talking about it of lying

3. Called each table's centerpeice the most least-convincing fake puke I've ever seen (it was sand and sea shells and chocolate coins)

4. Stayed a really long time!

5. Shook a really pretty girl's hand (my favorite)

6. Got off a lot of great zingers (my second favorite)
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Old Jun 17th, 2006, 02:30 PM       
I want to go to a wedding
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