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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 11:20 AM        This forum is not active enough
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I bought a flower for this little redhead girl today. It's her birthday. She's never been on a date before, and I'm still hoping that one of these days I can hold her hand as she takes her first shy steps toward total debauchery.

She's 21 years old.

I AM A SATANIST TRYING TO HAVE A MIDDLE-SCHOOL RELATIONSHIP WITH A GIRL WHO IS NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK BOOZE. IF I CAN POST ABOUT THIS, SOME OF YOU FUCKERS CAN POST TOO.
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 12:25 PM       
are you kidding, loveline gets way too many posts as it is

loveline is awful
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 12:47 PM       
I love redheads
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 12:49 PM       
redheads are jerks
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 12:53 PM       
your a jerk
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 02:12 PM       
I also love a 21 year old... months!!!!
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 02:17 PM       
I dated a redhead once....briefly. She threatened to kill me.
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 05:42 PM       
redheads remind me of dead bodies
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Old Jun 19th, 2007, 11:27 PM       
red hair or brown hair or whatever, do guys like girls with freckles??
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Old Jun 20th, 2007, 09:01 AM       
Yes. Unless the girl is ugly.
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Old Jun 20th, 2007, 11:22 PM       
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red hair or brown hair or whatever, do guys like girls with freckles??
How many freckles are we talking about?

Please choose the appropriate picture:

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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 09:38 AM       
I am choosing B.
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 07:50 PM       
B isn't too bad. As long as it isn't A. C can be argued.
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 09:19 PM       
C is HOT
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 09:37 PM       
My redhead doesn't have any freckles. She's Swedish and just has plain pale skin. And hot.
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 09:46 PM       
oddly enough, all the girls I've had relations with have been pale, but never a redhead :O
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Old Jun 22nd, 2007, 06:45 AM       
Were they dead, Mattjack?
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Old Jun 22nd, 2007, 07:44 AM       
the women I've been involved with had different skin types and hair colors, but were all batshit crazy.
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Were they dead, Mattjack?
Only the one I found in the 'fridge. Coincidentally, she was just as tastey as everything else in there.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2007, 10:11 AM       
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the women I've been involved with had different skin types and hair colors, but were all batshit crazy.
I've come to find out that ALL men think that ALL women are crazy.
And yes most of them are, but I swear I'm not.

All the crazy women ruin it for us normal ones.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2007, 10:13 AM       
You think you are normal, but you are just like Diet Crazy.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2007, 10:27 AM       
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I've come to find out that ALL men think that ALL women are crazy.
And yes most of them are, but I swear I'm not.

All the crazy women ruin it for us normal ones.
I don't think ALL women are crazy....in fact I know several that are quite sane just plain awesome!

I would have said present company excluded had I known you were female. My apologies
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Old Jun 23rd, 2007, 02:22 PM       
Apology excepted How could you not know I'm a female, I figured the name would give it away

And no I'm not Diet Crazy, but I have a friend who is, it's really annoying.
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Old Jun 24th, 2007, 02:05 AM       
Well, I guess there are only llike 4 of us.
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