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Geggy · #1

List of last meal requested by inmates on death row in texas.

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Skulhedface · #2

To paraphrase George Carlin:

"What if the condemned were to request fresh live babies?"

KevinTheOmnivore · #3

I like how one guy wanted a cup of tea and specifically six chocolate chip cookies.

Helm · #4

This isn't about philosophy, sociology, religion or politics, but hey, and I can't see a way to make a joke off of it.

kellychaos · #5

I wonder if it would piss off the state if the guy requested "a bottle of lye" for his last meal so that he would get to kill himself rather than they? ... that'd show 'em ... he'd have the last laugh for sure over them ... or a least a blood spurintin' chortle. :/

El Blanco · #6

Have you seen some of those orders? double meat cheese burgers, cheesefries, t-bone steaks, whole fried chickens.....

Don't these guys know what the cholesteral will do to them?

AChimp · #7

If I had a major food allergy, I would order that and try to kill myself. Of course, it probably wouldn't succeed, and they'd have to put me in a hospital afterwards, which would probably buy me a few months.

Then, of course, comes the mandatory psychological evaluation after a suicide attempt, and they'd rule that I was insane and therefore ineligible for execution.

kellychaos · #8

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Originally Posted by AChimp

If I had a major food allergy, I would order that and try to kill myself. Of course, it probably wouldn't succeed, and they'd have to put me in a hospital afterwards, which would probably buy me a few months.

Then, of course, comes the mandatory psychological evaluation after a suicide attempt, and they'd rule that I was insane and therefore ineligible for execution.

Had to BUMP! Astute observations about how screwed up our U.S. penal system is ... and ALL true to anyone who has ever witnessed the alcohol swabbing at the point of impact of a lethal injection.