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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:32 PM       

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when i had to go to these aa meetings for a while they gave me this dumb aa bible thing or something and from it i learned that pretty much no matter what you do you're an alcoholic

they explained it like if you keep alcohol in your fridge, you're an alcoholic. if you keep alcohol in the open you're an alcoholic. if you hide alcohol you're an alcoholic.
I like when I forget to drink. I shoulkd do that more often though.

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have you guys ever seen those symbols on t he doors of aa and na places?

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It probably has to do with trinity and jesus.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:41 PM       
Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:45 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:48 PM       

I DON'T CARE BOUT NO TITTYBACTERIA




haha I just caught what you named that
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 05:52 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:06 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:07 PM       
yeah, what a dyke
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:09 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:11 PM       
CiG's so gay, she doesn't need to shuck oysters and clams, she just coaxes them into opening
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:30 PM       
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How do you mean?

You made this one.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:33 PM       
I like how the motor boat hicky dusnt rly move on that grl
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
That was what I centred on when I made it.

Best boob jiggle vs head alignment.





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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:45 PM       
my eyes can't get off that red mark between her fun bags. I honestly just go straight to the red mark for some reason.

i swear it's not bcuz of the ti*s

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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:48 PM       
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I'm not a fan of bacon.


I love the taste and smell of bacon.

I love breeding, housing, and feeding pigs.

I love killing and gutting pigs most of all because it is almost time to eat bacon.

I wish I still ate meat.

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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:50 PM       
Because I suck at it pub
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:52 PM       
Oh do you mean I didn't crop out the bottom and right on one of the pics?
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:55 PM       
I loled when I noticed the bottom right corner because I had been looking at the picture for twenty minutes by that point.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:59 PM       
I didn't notice it even after Tadao mentioned it
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 06:59 PM       
Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 07:05 PM       
SO, uh, none of my friends warned me that the new Kevin Smith movie actually showed anything, I figured the porno part would have been dealt with like the Donkey Show in the second one... and guess who wanted me to take her to see it
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 07:09 PM       
Wait! You see a nude Seth Rogen?

I am so close to pretending to like hjim now that it's cool to hate him.

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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 07:11 PM       
Hey Danny, wanna know which of your mannarisms I find annoying?

They're the ones I steal. ;(
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
I never, ever wanted to think that I would see his ass

It was unrelentingly dull, so we would start getting a lot more comfortable and then the movie would suddenly and completely kill any mood we had going
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 07:22 PM       
I just shattered an unopened bottle of beer.

It is the second bottle I've knocked over this week.

I have a brown stain onmy living room carpet from the open bottle I spastically let spill.

This new one annoys me slightly more as I at least got one damn sip out of the one I poured out for my carpet homies.



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