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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:11 AM       
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I bartended a wedding tonight in which the brides maides (striking dames if I may say) clamped their buttcheeks around a quarter and tried to walk it to and drop it into a cup. Needless to say it was very arousing.
Yeah, well, I'd like to see them try that with my cock.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:12 AM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:30 AM       
I think you'll find that's called 'The penny up the bum game' here in England. :tophat
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:58 AM       
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Yeah, well, I'd like to see them try that with my cock.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 10:27 AM       
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I think you'll find that's called 'The penny up the bum game' here in England. :tophat
A penny for your twat.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 01:55 PM       
I'm obviously in the wrong line of work
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 02:51 PM       
These jeans I just got in the mail were made by REAL PRISONERS

http://www.unionlabel.com/prison-blues-jeans.html

Also they look sexy as all hell


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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 03:05 PM       
But I bet you wear them it'll get their dna all over you. Then you'll get arrested for crimes. Then you'll be making the prison jeans yourself.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 04:13 PM       
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But I bet you wear them it'll get their dna all over you. Then you'll get arrested for crimes. Then you'll be making the prison jeans yourself.
At least all be looking swagged out as they hall me off in the paddy wagon
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 04:14 PM       
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CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON YOU JERK
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 04:23 PM       
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The cloth is grown & woven here in the USA and then it is cut and assembled by inmates from the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institution.
Well with how much work is out there right now I think I'll go crash into my ex's house. C'yall!
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 04:40 PM       
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I think you'll find that's called 'The penny up the bum game' here in England. :tophat
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 06:09 PM       
Ugh, I got stoned and drunk and threw up in my drink and then forgot I threw up in the drink and accidentally drank some. I've become a caricature.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 10:21 PM       
oh man your life is almost over
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 10:26 PM       
KHALJORN YOUR ABSENCE HAS MADE ME WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG GAY INTERNET HUG






HERE'S YOUR BIG GAY INTERNET HUG
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:18 PM       
wow, you'd be amazed at what pops up when you google image search "big gay internet hug"
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:41 PM       
OK I'll bite.

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Well, that was weird.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:25 AM       
NOW I HAVE GRISLYGUS COOTIES AND IM NOT SHARING THEM

GRISLEBEES YOU"RE THE ONLY REASON I STOPPED MAKING FATCHOJIN ACCOUNTS
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:29 AM       
OH MAN PUB'S GONNA BE SO JEALOUS HE MISSED THIS SUPER SWEET MAN HUG
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:40 AM       
I WANNA GET IN ON THIS.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:50 AM       
SUPERGAY GROUP HUG GO


WE'RE LIKE THE FUCKING POWER RANGERS ALL MEGAZORD AN SHIT
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:55 AM       
No you aren't.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:01 AM       
OH SHIT IT'S THE PUTTY PATROL
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:07 AM       
OH SHIT IT'S SOMEONE WHO IS HELLA JELLY BECAUSE THEY AIN'T GO GO POWER RANGERS
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