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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 02:24 AM       
why stop at spitting
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 08:35 PM       
Looks like well have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill!
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 08:36 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 03:10 PM       
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8320849.stm

I knew the Russians were behind it all! The Bears are revolting!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 05:39 PM       


well that just doesn't make sense..what could possibly go wrong
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 05:56 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 06:26 PM       
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this is the worst part. it's perfectly clear what caused the attack, it's a freakin' bear, they dressed it up, put it on skates, and forced it to dance around on ice in a circus. then the bear is shot when it behaves as it only knows how to. so sad.

i just wish it would've happened during the actual show, to teach everyone there a lesson.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 05:22 AM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 08:01 AM       
"Kyrgyz officials said the bear turned on the manager, 25-year-old Dmitry Potapov, during a rehearsal. "

This depresses me. I am not too far from 25 and I haven't even gotten close to achieving anything with my life comparable to manager of a circus
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 11:16 AM       
He was probably just the bears manager.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 12:40 PM       
I wish I was a bear manager...
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 04:23 PM       
you'd get 10% of the raw salmon and steaks, nice
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 08:44 PM       
shes helping endagered species by keepng them in a 15x15 cage by itself with no other friends around except a fucking lion or whatever which it probably can't even talk to and they probably have too many differences anyway?
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 08:46 PM       
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shes helping endagered species by keepng them in a 15x15 cage by itself with no other friends around except a fucking lion or whatever which it probably can't even talk to and they probably have too many differences anyway?
glad someone agrees with me....yep just chilling in a 15x15, sounds like my life.
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 08:45 AM       
In a fight between a bear and a lion, the bear wins everytime. No contest. In fact they used to have such contests for crowd pleasers during the gold-rush in America.

The lion goes straight for the jugular, but the bear just slams its paws into the lion's skull and crushes it. Lions have very thin skulls, apparantly.
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
Who would win between a rabid golden lab and a rabid full grown female raccoon?
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 03:45 PM       
If they're both rabid then haven't they both lost already.

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In a fight between a bear and a lion, the bear wins everytime. No contest. In fact they used to have such contests for crowd pleasers during the gold-rush in America.

The lion goes straight for the jugular, but the bear just slams its paws into the lion's skull and crushes it. Lions have very thin skulls, apparantly.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
Wild bear kills some terrorists (man, just setting myself up on this one.)

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/i...ow/5190873.cms
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 06:36 PM       
Good I don't care about getting along with anyone. Actually, I am entertained by flame, so why don't you go fuck yourself.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 07:44 PM       
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No you don't, What kind of emotionally vacant person are you to say that you enjoy people making fun of you. You sir are a god damned liar and thats why we hate you. Every thing you tell us about yourself is a LIE and we are not that stupid.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 07:58 PM       
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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/i...ow/5190873.cms

Cool story. Was it your bro?
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