return of the jedi

[cherry]

right fisrt let me explsinmy absence;
because of the time difference between most of the boarders in order to get responses i generally have to be posting late at night. I used to do this after getting in from the pub and enjoyed posting while pissed. these days I am training to be a teacher- oh yes! and so I hardluy go to the pub and I am usually tucked up in bed with comparitive theology by 11pm.

however glowbellys full belly has lured me back to this den of sin.

i would like to know the posting status of the following people, if they are not still about I might have to make some new friends, but i doubt they would be a good as the old ones.

right, GB and Dole I know are still about. Obviously Rog, Re and Chojin are here. I understand Proto is often awol, but if he is really doing teh secks then woohhoooo. So would Carnivore, the Apportioner, my littlest Hobo, Buffalo Tom, Kev the herb, Spad, George/Broverg,Max Burbank, Jixby (i still love you and I am still a hot chick!)and ofcourse Agent rocking Burdock please take a bow.

if you are not one of these people but have qualities that i might like please introduce yourself. now be warned I dont like stupidity- that rules a lot of you out but maybe you could make an effort.

[Dole]

all the folks you mentioned still post, but some pretty infrequently.
As for the new people..

[McClain]

Don't worry Cherry... I'm not offended.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by cherry

however glowbellys full belly has lured me back to this den of sin.

There is no escaping the beast that is this forum.

Originally Posted by cherry

I understand Proto is often awol, but if he is really doing teh secks then woohhoooo

If playing D&D and Poker is "teh secks" then yes, he's been having a weekly fuckfest of glee.

Originally Posted by cherry

Carnivore, the Apportioner

They're still around, though Carni doesn't post too much considering he works an insane amount of hours. Apportioner is traveling abroad at the moment. I think he's in San Francisco right now actually.

Originally Posted by cherry

Buffalo Tom

He's working into the wee hours of the night for EA as a video game programmer in LA.

Originally Posted by cherry

Spad

Still a regular on here, though I haven't seen him on AIM too much lately. Hope they didn't crack down on it at his job. :o

As for the rest of them, I either don't know what they're doing or I'm sure they'll reply to you on their own.

[cherry]

it seems the mockery brethren are really spreading their wings eh?

aw, McClain, I knew I would piss someone off, how could I forget the Mock military man. Shit, you must have been to war and stuff.
these are hectic times people, reach out and hug someone. NOW. or it may be too late.

[Buffalo Tom]

I wish I could say I've been away because I've been too busy fighting crime and saving the world. In reality, I'm being ground into the dust working at Electronic Arts. I don't know how long I will last.

On the bright side...

Well, there's no bright side.

Oh and Sspad was right. Los Angeles should be blown off the map.

[AChimp]

Hi. I'm AChimp.

[kellychaos]

Generally, most posters will tell you to disregard me. I advise that you follow this sage advice.

[Sethomas]

sage-ly.

[bigtimecow]

i'm bigtimecow and no one likes me, right?
now watch, no one will reply because it seems everytime i post on a topic it dies.

WATCH ME

[FartinMowler]

Well, you know me...what you don't know is that I was almost picked most annoying by new members, that have mostly all left because they sucked leaving me to fend off the "Oh where are all the old mockers" crapola again. :/

[Sethomas]

If only Slinkey Ferret would return.

[punkgrrrlie10]

I like cherries...they are good in yogurt.

[Ninjavenom]

i <3 bigtimecow

[executioneer]

are you still like lando cherry :D

[Supafly345]

I am sure cherry will enjoy reading this next month.

[Captain Robo]

WTF

[Carnivore]

My, God! We're all saved! Cherry is here! How you doin'? Hope all is well. I wish I could say that everything is as it was when you departed, but you'll quickly discover that's not true. A lot of the folks from back in the day are still around, though not as frequently.

They're still around, though Carni doesn't post too much considering he works an insane amount of hours.

I actually got sent home for working too many hours. The company has a cap of 72 hours per week which I've been violating repeatedly (with supervisor permission) because I'm planning on buying a house or townhouse. It's not like I'm fucking up due to sleep deprivation or anything! I haven't killed anyone in a while!

[Mockery]

Oh come on now, 'fess up... the cancer was your fault.

[sspadowsky]

Cherry!

Welcome back, dear. Please stick around and help reduce the suck that has overcome this board. You've been missed.

[Seven Force]

Hey. I'm SevenForceIncUSA.
:/

[McClain]

Sspad's not talking about the good kind of suck, either. The kind that he gave me in Chicago under the table at Dick's Last Resort. After my exploits they should rename that dive, "McClain's Dick; First Stop - Sammy's Orifice" and they'd have a lunch special called Swallow it Bitch which comes with a side of Reach Around and Bukake Soup.

You know what I'm talkin' about y'all! YEEEHAW.

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

I am sure cherry will enjoy reading this next month.

[cherry]

ah, glad to see so many familiar faces, I am quite surprised really I figured at least a few of you would be dead or in jail. jail is the most likely answer for Kev the Herb, that radical scamp.
nowadays I have a lot less anger so you may well see the lighter side of wee cherry. I will not bemoan how the board is not as good as it used to be. nor will I be riled by online quizzes that suggest my personality is akin to treacherous, cape wearing pirates.

[Seven Force]

Like Emu.