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Old May 26th, 2008, 03:41 AM       
I wouldn't worship either given the option. I was born a snakehandler, I'll die a snakehandler.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 12:20 PM       
By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 12:48 PM       
So I get to do a report on Jimi Hendrix for my US History credit, after writing about Watchmen and Nausicaa for my Literature credit.

This is pretty much the most awesome semester ever
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Old May 27th, 2008, 01:18 PM       
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Old May 27th, 2008, 05:01 PM       
Hey.

My computer at home is dead. I'm at work and on the clock right now.

Let me know if anything interesting happens, somehow.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
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(5:54:45 PM) postlapsariaxx:areyou chojin
(5:54:56 PM) Microwaved Grape: uh, no?
(5:54:59 PM) Microwaved Grape: who is this
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(5:55:10 PM) postlapsariaxx:bye ^-^
(5:55:16 PM) Microwaved Grape: wait!
(5:55:21 PM) Microwaved Grape: you could be the love of my life!
(5:55:21 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
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I assume that had something to do with this D:
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Old May 27th, 2008, 09:16 PM       
How old is grade 12?
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Old May 27th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
Are Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians even allowed to reach the age of consent? Are they culled, or do they stop being like that after they get Liquidstatiked?
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Old May 27th, 2008, 09:38 PM       
The suggestion has been IMed to me that they congregate in places I am not. Such as outside.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 09:40 PM       
Which is absurd, as it's far too cold to hang around outside in Canada.


...unless that is how they die.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:02 PM       
They tend to hang around outside in cold weather wearing a suprisingly small amount of clothing, so I think it's somehow a triumph of Darwinism.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
I wanna use...


...as I...
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians?

Back in the day, we used to get 'em by gluing a piece of broccoli to the zipper of my pants. Then we'd yell, "OH MY! A big titted woman is pulling a Moosehead out her TINY panties...

Fuck it. The story doesn't even sound plausible

I'm gonna smoke a pack of cigarettes
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Old May 27th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
In a rational moment while typing his message, it dawned on JediScum that he fully deserved a long, and painful death. We know the feeling, JS. We also want you to die.

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He actually does fit the profile of the antichrist, but I don't really believe in that stuff anyways.
T-azzdazzo, when you were raised as a Jehovah's Witness, did you get birthday presents? When I was seven I had to sit at the freak table with the freaks as I was and am a freak. One of the freaks was a JW by the name of Chris. He told me he didn't get Christmas or Birthday presents because of his close relationship with Jesus. I'd be a pretty nasty dad, but I don't think I could not give my child presents and blame Jesus for it. Well, maybe twice. But by the third year I would totally bet it wouldn't be so funny... OK, it totally would.

Is it cruelty to raise a child as a religion you're not?
I want a Hermetic Jew, a Witness for Jehovah, and... whatever crazy shit they believe in China.

I think I might be missing a step in my plan for raising children.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 11:15 PM       
I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FOUR DAYS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THIS SHIT

THANKS FOR NOT WAITING UNTIL I GOT BACK

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Old May 27th, 2008, 11:22 PM       
Funny thing, Tom. We did, Dick. Now shut up, Harry.
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Old May 27th, 2008, 11:27 PM       
Also don't post in any threads until I'm all caught up

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Old May 28th, 2008, 12:30 AM       
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The people I care about, my education, keeping myself healthy, and also sex with beautiful girls

ALSO RELIGION :jesus

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Old May 28th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
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Old May 28th, 2008, 02:34 AM       
JW's don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas or any holiday, with the exception of Passover. So, I didn't get bday presents, but I also didn't have to wait for my bday to get a bike.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 06:29 AM       
Raising your children isn't something that you do. Raising your children is just making sure they don't die whilst living with you.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 10:12 AM       
I like this theory.
I could be a good mother someday if theories like this become mainstream.

Or I could just not bother.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 11:08 AM       
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Old May 28th, 2008, 11:11 AM       
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Old May 28th, 2008, 11:48 AM       
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