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Fathom Zero · #26

My mum got to fire the actual mock Uzi that fell down the stairs and killed everyone in True Lies.

As for firing a gun myself, I shot a BB Gun years ago. My friend keeps wanting to teach me how, but I don't trust myself enough to play safe with it.

sloth · #27

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Originally Posted by Bod

The thing that cracked up up the most - lots of things did - was the amount of americans that asked me to keep on talking, about anything, they just loved hearing the accent. Weirdos.

RIGHT IM OFF

Did you see any Animal House antics? I might be going with a friend to visit his relative in some university somewhere and i'm hoping to see a KEG and some JOCKS and a SPRING BREAK.

Bod · #28

I saw Jocks. I saw goths shopping in Hot Topic (I'd only heard of this place when people were abusing each other on the net). I met a marine and he was very nice. I saw an american farm and american corn that was knee high on the fourth of July.

I saw no animal house antics, but went to a fourth of July house party that was full of what can only be described as american chavs. And what really shocked me is that young american men really do wear white socks pulled up their shins, about half way to their knees. I always thought this was a nasty UK stereotype. They even wear them with sandals!!!

Juttin · #29

Yeah, We have the American Chav.

I believe they're called wangstas or wiggers

thebiggameover · #30

wow. nice to know they have those outside of the usa.....

Bod · #31

not so nice to know they are outside the uk

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

sloth · #32

but i like white trainers

I always imagined american chavs would be yokel types with a pick-up truck up on bricks and washing machines in their front gardens (sorry PORCH). And as for that whole sock/sandal debacle, I thought that was strictly a paedophile/bird-enthusiast thing. I didn't realise it was fashionable in some parts of the world. Sounds like you lived the American dream anyway. Hopefully i'll be able to shoot a magnum and stuff in Prague for my 21st, making me more thug life than 75% of UK rappers.

Juttin · #33

What you're thinking of is White Trash

Or Rednecks

executioneer · #34

yeah see here in america we've actually got two DIFFERENT types of obnoxious no-class white people

DamnthatDavid · #35

Just two? I can think of 2 more that just drive me insane

Emo Goths: hypocritical whiners
Hippies: whiners

Archduke Tips · #36

The nice thing about the US is that they let me own what is essentially an assault rifle but so long as I don't make certain modifications to the gun it is not considered legally as an assault rifle.

"Oh you got a gun so you want to pop back, AK47 now n**** stop that."

Wiffle Bat · #37

My brother let me fire his gun, I think it nearly hit my face upon recoil

Bod · #38

I wanted to make a nexklace out of some of the spent shells, but drilling through these things is nigh on impossible.

ArrowX · #39

my pal went down to a gun range and got to fire off a Desert Eagle, the .50AE cartrige, none of that pussy .357 crap. But he held it wrong so as the recoil hit him the gun slipped out of his hand and the Hammer took a chunk out of his eyebrow.

Juttin · #40

Desert Eagles are literally the worst gun on single-fire recoil.

I wonder if anything in the Machine Gun Class is legal (M60, M63) :/

executioneer · #41

i know you can get a browning MG .50 caliber rifle (single shot) in most states

in montana i believe you can get full-auto machine guns as long as they are for "home defense"

Sethomas · #42

You can own or, with certain red tape, trade most any machine gun so long as it was manufactured and registered before a certain date, 1978 I think. At least that knowledge is one thing I think I've gained from Zach.