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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 02:01 AM        NEW HORROR MOMENT: "BORDELLO OF BLOOD!"
Here's Protoclown's take on the best stuff from the 2nd Tales From the Crypt film - Bordello of Blood. It featured Corey Feldman so you already know it has quality written allllllll over it!


NEW GREATEST HORROR MOVIE MOMENT: "BORDELLO OF BLOOD!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/g...delloblood.php

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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 09:23 AM       
I LOVED THE CRYPT MOVIES. THANK YOU.
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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 09:56 AM       
I didn't even know they made a second Crypt movie.

The only thing I remember about the first was Uncle Willie's love for big breasted topless women.
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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 11:31 AM       
Never seen the movies, but the series kick butt!
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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 02:00 PM       
I rember when I first saw this about 5-6+ years ago I thought the woman who played the vampire (Angie Everheart?) was the hottest woman I'd ever seen.



Even now she's pretty smoking. But in real life she looks old which is a shame.
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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 03:19 PM        Re: NEW HORROR MOMENT: "BORDELLO OF BLOOD!"
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NEW GREATEST HORROR MOVIE MOMENT: "VERSUS!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/g...delloblood.php
Uh, we're done with Versus, Mock.

And yay for a movie I've actually seen.
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Old Oct 18th, 2006, 03:37 PM       
There, fixed forever. Now read the piece.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 06:58 PM       
Maybe it's just me, but i really disliked this movie. I thought Demon Knight was fairly cool, then when I finally got to see this one a couple years ago I quit watching it about half way through, due to being terminally annnoyed with Dennis Miller. Just listening to him talk pisses me off, no matter what he's talking about!
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 07:05 PM       
Eh. I liked it. I first saw it when I was like 10 and it was awesome at the time though, so I guess that kinda stuck with me and the movie itself could absolutely suck and I wouldn't notice :O
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 07:07 PM       
I saw it when I was a kid and only remember the parts with the huge fake tits. Boobs were pretty much all I cared about at that age.
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