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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 03:51 PM        There's a hole in my mouth
And no it's not for sex. Wednesday I had to have an emergency wisdom tooth extraction. GODDAMN it hurts. The sounds that sucker made when it came out made me sick, I felt blood squirt on my tongue. When I got home I saw that it squirted on my jeans too. Need more pills.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 03:57 PM       
They didn't gas you for that sumbitch? Glad I only had one tooth ever get pulled, and it was a small one at that.

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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 04:06 PM       
Aww thank you. No, I didn't get the gas mask, I got local anesthetic. All the crunching and cracking made me delirious! I just made this thread to whine and so others could whine about when they got thiers done too. I go back April 6th and get the other three pulled.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 04:35 PM        Re: There's a hole in my mouth
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Too bad, cuz I had something else to squirt on your tongue and jeans.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 04:36 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 07:46 PM       
Just so I know, are wisdom teeth meant to be pulled, or do they just commonly cause problems?
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 07:54 PM       
Mine havent given me problems. My dentist is a bit wierded out by me only having 8 molars and 5 sets of srazy sharp teeth where one pair of olars should be.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 11:28 PM       
My coworkers said I smell like blood. Wisdom teeth had a purpose at one point, but as modern man we've forgotten the need for them. They now exist to cause pain for small jaws. Arrowx, please say that was a joke, you're creeping me out dude.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 11:36 PM       
I had all four taken out, but by far the worst part of it was cleaning out the holes with the squirter. Let's just say it'd been a week before I first cleaned, and I'd been eating meat since day 2.

And I did learn a great term from the whole thing: Dry socket
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 11:40 PM       
How long before you're in the clear for that? I haven't noticed anything like that yet.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 11:55 PM       
Washing out rot from the hole? About a month

Dry stocket? I got one after about a week. They put little medicated strips in the holes which were very bitter, took them out the next week. After that I never got another one. Just be very careful not to fuck with it, even if you think something's wrong, you'll just make it worse, but you should be clear after about 3-4 weeks. The only reason I got one was cause one of the places started tasting funny, so I kept fucking with it until I made the blood unclot and, well, it wasn't pretty. If you're not like me, you don't have to be worried.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:02 AM       
Socket rot sounds sexy, my boyfriend will totally dig it. I had something stuck in the socket today, I had to push it out with my tongue, it felt gross so I didn't look at it. I won't fuck with it though, I'm scared to mess something up. I heard it tastes funny after a few days anyhow.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:08 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:10 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:15 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:19 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:20 AM       
No bruising though. I'm sensitive.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:22 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 03:41 AM       
I had all four taken out at once. They put an IV in me and knocked me out for an hour to do it. It didn't really hurt, afterwards, though. They ended up stitching my gums with catgut to the insides of my cheeks and I couldn't open my mouth very far for a couple weeks.

I didn't bruise, but I ended up with a bone chip in my gum that bothered me for a long time. Then it just disappeared.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 04:20 AM       
Godammit that sounds so fucking painful. I still have my wisdom teeth because I'm full of brain power. Plus I have a huge mouth.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 04:22 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 04:35 PM       
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