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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 08:01 AM        Jeff The Ninja's Sex Chat Thread
Because Loveline needs a Chat room
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 09:44 AM       
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so have you had sex or what?
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 09:45 AM       
Are chatroom threads the new "What are you Xing RIGHT NOW?" threads?
Either way, surely someone who has actually had sex would be more qualified to start a sex chat thread.
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 12:32 PM       
Sex parties?!
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 12:46 PM       
when i read the thread title i thought it said jeff the ninja's sex cat thread i am v. dissapointed
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 02:07 PM       
im pretty sure most of us has gotten more pussy than jeff here

wait sorry willie
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 02:48 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2006, 08:13 PM       
Actually, I tried to enlist, but I was rejected on medical grounds.
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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 09:00 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 01:28 PM       
This thread is Scary
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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
" Who wants to come feel sexy with the captain? "


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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 02:39 AM       
THIS THREAD IS WORTHY OF A STICKY.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 03:09 AM       
could we get some stories about sex with cats in here please
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 11:19 AM       
my ex and i would have sex while her damn cat watched.

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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 02:59 PM       
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THIS THREAD IS WORTHY OF A STICKY.
No, this thread is Sticky
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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 11:40 PM       
Yeah... sticky with fruit-scented lube. OH YEAH.

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Old Aug 18th, 2006, 11:56 PM       
Lube should never be sticky, or else it isn't lube at all
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 01:35 AM       
thats the glue, once there wedged in there nice and tight there aint NO ESCAPE.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 01:39 AM       
It's when lube settles that it truly becomes glue-like.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2006, 01:27 AM       
Why do Lube and Super Glue come in the same type of container. I think that may cause more sex related injury than aanythinng else.
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