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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 06:58 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 11:40 PM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 12:22 AM       
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I could prolly help you out with that
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 03:36 PM       
If you are talking about helping me out by finding or financing one then you are my new best friend. If you are talking about helping me eat one then that is probably not going to happen.
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
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If you are talking about helping me out by finding or financing one then you are my new best friend. If you are talking about helping me eat one then that is probably not going to happen.
No, i mean i work fast food right now. At the end of my shift, i can buy something with a 40% discount. But I almost never buy anything because:

1) I want to get the hell out of there
2) I'm currently on a diet of coffee, cheap beer, and anything I can eat with chopsticks
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
I may have to explore the possibility of another career change in view of the 40% discount. And I'd get to wear a uniform, right? I haven't worn one since '91. I envy you.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 02:16 AM       
Uniforms are not enviable, as you have to take care of company property.

And i've lost weight since winter, so the shit hangs on me like a circus tent,

And i have young kids telling me what to do, when they are just stumped.

But i've worked food service, including "fine dining" for years, and i don't like telling peeps what to do... i am polite, but there are times where i want to scream at the top of my lungs " ARE YOU ON DRUGS OR JUST FUCKING RETARDED, BECAUSE I AM BOTH!!!"

Anyway, yeah, double burger and big fries.... should I mail it?
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 02:38 AM       
You are too kind. Send it only if you can spring for UPS overnight.

Toward the end of my first career I had uniform problems too. But they were the opposite of yours. I found that I had to PT like a mofo and still the laundry kept shrinking my uniforms. In the outfit I worked for it was damnably difficult to find trousers above a 36" waist unless you were in Washington, DC where all the senior staffers were.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 03:03 AM       
"Too Kind".... perhaps... it's more like, "I'll get fired", or... "Oh, i'm a pacifist, so I could never take him in a fight unless I gave him a head butt and bit his eyebrow first thing".

But that's never happened... in self defence.

Do ya think a manager of a fast food place would freak if i got a special burger (Swiss, Mayo , extra bacon, and Jalapenos), cut it up into 3/4" (or2 centimeter) pieces, then threw it in a bowl and ate it with chopsticks?

Yeah, management might freak but, hell, it's the only way to eat a hamburger with chopsticks as far as i know.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 10:19 AM       
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You get a diet soda with that, am I right?
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 02:23 PM       
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Here's the deal. Management should be very troubled that you are thinking in Metric. I know that I am freaking about it.
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Why did you start posting? - I have no idea, but I've been reading I-Mockery for years now and thought "why the hell not?", so here I am.

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Scarily, i do know Burnley....
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Old May 1st, 2008, 04:45 AM       
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Christ, we can't have someone from Lancashire and someone from Yorkshire!
Not only will the American board-members go on thinking that everywhere in England has "Shire" at the end of it, but we will be required to routinely slag each other off and abuse each other based on some bollocks that happened a hundred million years ago, and some shit about football!
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Old May 1st, 2008, 04:48 AM       
we should get someone from worcestershire, then we can have grilled cheese sandwiches and they can make some of their famous sauce for dipping
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we should get someone from worcestershire, then we can have grilled cheese sandwiches and they can make some of their famous sauce for dipping
Or Shropshire.
There's no joke here, I just want to know what the fuck there is in Shropshire.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 06:21 AM       
How's about we call a truce? Come on, the argument is: who has better fields?
But you guys do have Pendle Hill, and that is a goooood hill. Near Fence, incidently.

As to Shropshire? Not a clue.
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How's about we call a truce? Come on, the argument is: who has better fields?
But you guys do have Pendle Hill, and that is a goooood hill. Near Fence, incidently.

As to Shropshire? Not a clue.

Yorkshire has Yorkshire Puddings too.
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There shire is a lot of unnecessary posting going on in this thread :LOL
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