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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 09:12 PM        Pentagarn!
I got a knife with your name on it bitch.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 12:55 AM       
is that cause you are angry or did you got him an engraved knife as a gift?
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 04:33 AM       
I've got a dick with your butt on it bitch.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 06:30 AM       
I am confused, what's going on?

Also, I am not worried about my name on your knife cause clearly you can't actually spell my name, so it'll get to the wrong person anway
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 07:00 AM       

Pendragon could actually use it pretty soon.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 04:09 PM       
Yo mamma's so stupid when you asked for the ex-lax she asked "Did you say ex-lab?"

Yo mamma's so stupid when she went to the mall she went against traffic direction in the angle parking lot.

Yo mamma's so ugly she has a benign cyst on her cheek.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 05:15 PM       
Shyandquietguy, your mother is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3 x 10 ^ 8 MS. Bitch.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 07:41 PM       
Yo momma's so stupid she thought that eight was a B.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 08:00 PM       
Looks like a B to me. A B-hole. That's U.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 10:59 PM       
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE LOOKED AT A FERMI-DIRAC DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BOSE-EINSTEIN DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:26 PM       
Quantum Humor! It collapses me every time!
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:27 PM       
Yo mama so fat, she has TROJAN POINTS! :astrerical
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:41 PM       
Yo mama so big, she off da main sequence.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 12:25 AM       
Wow, this became a dozens thread while I was gone.

Lessee here....

yo momma so dumb she thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat

yo momma so fat she got Bisquick for belly button lint

yo momma so ugly she has a part time job playing leatherface's stunt double, and she don't need makeup to do it yo!

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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 03:39 AM       
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE

ok hold on i need to watch that one scene from the Nutty Professor for ideas you fucks
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 03:40 AM       
HER BLOOD TYPE IS ROCKY ROAD
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 03:40 AM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 04:24 AM       
Yo momma's so insecure that when she does online shopping she has to check her security pin for her internet debit card.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 12:05 PM       
Your mother is so old she has reached menopause.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 12:07 PM       
Your mother is such an ignorant fuck, she thought I was gone.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:36 PM       
your momma is so fat she knows phenylketonurics contains phenylalanine.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 03:15 PM       
Your mother is so homeless, Womti feels sorry for her.
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