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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 12:59 PM        Greatest Beverage Ever: Drank
http://consumerist.com/tag/anti-ener...i+energy-drink

The Anti-Energy Drink. With Valerian, Melatonin, and Rose hips.
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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 01:18 PM       
Sounds like beer for the under 21 set.
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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 01:35 PM       
I can get my blackness on, now, though.
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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
Fo shizzle.
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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
Seeing how I live in H-Town, Imma pick some of this shit up when I see it.

I like how they are trying to use the popularity of purple(pain medicine) to market to people, especially kids under 21.
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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
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Purple drank typically includes promethazine-codeine cough syrup which produces a stoned sedation. Promethazine is an antihistamine while codeine is an opiate narcotic.
Whow that sounds like a trippy drink. i don't know if i should drink it or inject it into my veins.
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Old Jun 7th, 2008, 09:04 PM       
so is a drink to fall asleep i would rather drink huachicol wich can get you drunk almost instantly
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 12:31 AM       
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
Not necessarily in that order
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 05:01 AM       
Need I mention the greatest cough syrup based drink ever?



Let me have it.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 07:37 AM       
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Seeing how I live in H-Town, Imma pick some of this shit up when I see it.

I like how they are trying to use the popularity of purple(pain medicine) to market to people, especially kids under 21.
Stop tryin to be more hood than me, mattjack

& I wanna try some of this.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 02:21 PM       
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From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.
Oh for fuck's sake.
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
No, it ttlly makes sense bruh.



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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
what a horrible choice of rappers to use ;<
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
i was just trying to go for irony

ps ur link is broke
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 07:06 PM       
Suge should have dropped Vanilla Ice from that balcony
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Old Jun 8th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
Better yet they should use DJ Screw, Big Moe, and Pimp C to hawk their drank. Oh wait...

EDIT: Also, i'm sure Indo G would love to have them use this song in their commercials:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=skdq3QtevNw
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:06 AM       
well the link was s'posed to be big moe's CITY OF SYRUP album cover
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:08 AM       
oh yuh & i live in texarkana
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 01:33 AM       
That sounds a lot like kava.
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well the link was s'posed to be big moe's CITY OF SYRUP album cover
I'm partial to "Purple World":
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 08:00 AM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 08:07 AM       
Knowing your lawsystem, it shouldn't take too long before the first lawsuit against Drank for being responsible of a fatal accident is filed.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 01:00 PM       
Lawsystem sound like a word a foreigner would use.
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Knowing your lawsystem, it shouldn't take too long before the first lawsuit against Drank for being responsible of a fatal accident is filed.
What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?
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