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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:47 PM       
Hey baby, how about you and me go cool off...in the shower. Never tired it before...but if I did, I'd probably get slapped in the face or something
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:49 PM       
I'LL SLAP YOU IN THE FACE, ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE YOU AN OPEN-PALMED ZINGER WITH A FUCKING POT OF BOILING CAT PISS.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:43 PM       
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Did that post cause anyone else to pound at their nutsuck in hideous laughter???
No, but that post did.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:33 PM       
"what's the ugliest part of your body?" would work pretty well
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:44 PM       
My face.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:09 PM       
Whats a nutsuck?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:10 PM       
"Hey sis, are you up?"
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:18 PM       
That one works, too.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 11:35 PM       
"Is there a keg in your back pocket, cause I wanna tap that ass."
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:11 AM       
that's the corniest line I've ever heard. But I'm sure it works. Oh, and I used this one in the laundromat at college when it was raining: Hey baby, You're soaked. Want a tumble dry?
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:13 AM       
I need to go to the bathroom

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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:23 AM       
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7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
and i still dont fucking get this one, and i'm sure i've heard it before which makes it very much more aggravating
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 03:12 PM       
Hey beautiful. Mind if I stick my throbbing cock in your flange?
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 04:30 PM       
Wide Load.
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
"My pants wants to dance!"
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
I hope you enjoy getting punched!
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
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Hi.

7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
and i still dont fucking get this one, and i'm sure i've heard it before which makes it very much more aggravating
somebody explain to me plz
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 02:45 PM       
Would You Like To Make A reverse childbirth film with me? I'll play the baby
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 03:32 PM       
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I hope you enjoy getting punched!
Donkey punched!
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 04:24 PM       
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"what's the ugliest part of your body?" would work pretty well
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 08:09 PM       
"am i happy to see you or is that a CANOE in my pocket?"

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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 09:02 PM       
wanna indulge on some FRESH G-RAPE
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 10:05 PM       
"Let's fuck!"
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"I said your hair looks fine, don't worry about it."
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 10:54 PM       
HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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