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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 11:47 AM        I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A BLACK GIRL
The ones from the rap videos.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
This is not advisable my friend. See, unbeknownst to most caucasian males, african women have no actual vagina. When in heat the black female instead produces a long needle-like coil from her cloaca, located where the genitals normally are, and inserts it into the males testicles whereupon the sperm is actually vaccumed out. In addition the coil carries a deadly toxin which incapacitates the male and the black female then feasts on the still living corpse of her mate.

I have done this twice and the orgasms were amazing, but truthfully I'd much prefer having sex with a monkey.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 01:30 PM       
Frankly I would listen to Bubba on this one. The animal kingdom accepts him for who he is rather than the incapable twit that the humans are having a hard time swallowing.

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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 03:38 PM       
Don't ya wanna marry her first?
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
Terra, have you ever seen Drawn Together? whenever you post, I always think of you as Toot.
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 05:05 PM       
i haven't seen it yet. does toot live in a trailer?
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 05:22 PM       
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Don't ya wanna marry her first?
oh yeah, i almost forgot i was christian!
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 06:04 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2004, 06:55 PM       
which rap video? It might help!
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 05:29 AM       
Nnnnngg!! Oh Go-nnngaah!
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 10:57 AM       
Would rather go for a mix girl.
1/4th black, 1/4th white, 1/2 asian.
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 09:05 PM       
a MUTT?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 01:15 AM       
Yes a mutt.

I am trying to pollute my almost pure Aryan Super race blood lines with some commoner and lesser people blood. Cause I can...
And anyway, when was the last time you saw really hot, pure blood, German Girls?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:41 AM       
"It is one of the ironies of history that Aryan, a word nowadays referring to the blond-haired, blue-eyed physical ideal of Nazi Germany, originally referred to a people who looked vastly different. Its history starts with the ancient Indo-Iranians, Indo-European peoples who inhabited parts of what are now Iran, Afghanistan, and India. Their tribal self-designation was a word reconstructed as *arya- or *rya-. The first of these is the form found in Iranian, as ultimately in the name of Iran itself (from Middle Persian rn (ahr), “(Land) of the Iranians,” from the genitive plural of r, “Iranian”). The variant *rya- is found unchanged in Sanskrit, where it referred to the upper crust of ancient Indian society. These words became known to European scholars in the 18th century."
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:44 AM       
No, seriously. I jerk off to rap videos.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:49 AM       
So? Are you looking for a remedy? Confirmation from others who do the same? A soul-mate who pets the kitty to Country videos?!?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:51 AM       
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So? Are you looking for a remedy? Confirmation from others who do the same? A soul-mate who pets the kitty to Country videos?!?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:35 PM       
Well, I don't get VH1, or whatever you kids get nowadays... MTV3?

I watch Soul Train when I feel the need to watch some sexy black girls shake their milkshake... I like milkshake. But McDonalds is fake shake.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:36 PM       
I had a black girlfreind, but she didn't sleep with me. Damn.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:37 AM       
YOU WON'T HAVE SEX EVER FUCKTARD!
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 01:40 PM       
Chocolate Vanilla Swirl!
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Old Nov 26th, 2004, 05:44 PM       
My friend Mat is dating this really hot black girl. after i met her i pulled mat aside and asked him if she had a sister. it turns out she actually has a twin, but that fucker wont introduce me because he thinks i only want to fuck and leave... which is true... but still
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Old Nov 26th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
tell us more about Mat, we all would really like to know!
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 02:40 PM       
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