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noob3 · #26

no1 does bro no1 does ;( ;(

Lenor · #27

OK BRO

executioneer · #28

this post is about how i can't say the n word anymore s****** s****** s******

Lenor · #29

He was mean. Thats why I took away his ball.

Zomboid · #30

Speaking of balls, supafly and I just had a wonderful conversation about them on AIM that I just know everyone is dying to read!
YouWantToBeAdam (2:40:48 AM): You know that song "Big Balls" by ACDC?
Zomboid2 (3:41:01 AM): yeah
Zomboid2 (3:41:05 AM): it's good!
YouWantToBeAdam (2:41:17 AM): I totally had the greatest idea
Zomboid2 (3:41:26 AM): do tell, ADAM
YouWantToBeAdam (2:41:54 AM): We should throw a ball, and be all "WE'RE THROWING A BALL TONIGHT" and everyone would come all dressed up and shit right?
Zomboid2 (3:42:02 AM): OMG LOL AAAAADDAAAAMMM THAT IS SOOOO GOOOD
YouWantToBeAdam (2:42:08 AM): And then we'd just throw a basketball
YouWantToBeAdam (2:42:15 AM): I KNOW
YouWantToBeAdam (2:42:25 AM): I just gotta get my ball back
Zomboid2 (3:42:33 AM): I saw it in the ball closet
Zomboid2 (3:42:50 AM): balls
Zomboid2 (3:42:56 AM): I spilled my bawls blue
YouWantToBeAdam (2:42:58 AM): Dude, maybe Eric knows where it is
Zomboid2 (3:43:13 AM): I think Sean had it last
Zomboid2 (3:43:20 AM): him and Chuck were playing with it!
YouWantToBeAdam (2:43:32 AM): I live right by Willie I'll go over and ask him
Zomboid2 (3:44:10 AM): alright, well, I'll call Max
Zomboid2 (3:44:19 AM): just to say WUZ UP LOLZ
YouWantToBeAdam (2:44:38 AM): HAHAHAHA, I bet Roger will love hearing about that!
Zomboid2 (3:45:09 AM): Not as much as Jason!!! LOL he is so crazy!
YouWantToBeAdam (2:46:22 AM): LMAO lemme get Dave in on this, he'll want to see this!
Zomboid2 (3:46:32 AM): LOL U SO SHUD
Zomboid2 (3:47:09 AM): hold on, I'm going to go and post in the forums from my cell phone LOL
YouWantToBeAdam (2:47:25 AM): LOL WE'RE HAVING SUCH A BALL
Zomboid2 (3:47:55 AM): U KNOW WHAT GIRL PROBABLY HAS TASTED HER FAIR SHARE OF BALLS?
Zomboid2 (3:48:15 AM): (and part of someone elses share LMFAAAAO)
YouWantToBeAdam (2:48:46 AM): LMAO DEAR SIR, PLEASE SHARE, I AM IN UTTER SUSPENSE
Zomboid2 (3:48:56 AM): THAT AMBER GIRL LOL
YouWantToBeAdam (2:49:09 AM): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zomboid2 (3:49:17 AM): I NO I NO ROFL!!!!!

Supafly345 · #31

LOL that was just today right?

Lenor · #32

Me and Zomboid just had a conversation it went like this:

Zomboid: Did you see what I posted about you, and all your 'FRIENDS'?
Me: Sure did! Flattered you would think of me. How come the only conversations you ever had are those with SupaFly?
Zomboid: Why are you mad that you don't talk to him also? I don't think he would, your not his type.
Me: No, just wondering if it's really that lonely to not have any real friends? And I gotcha, you gotta be a guy to talk to him, right?
Zomboid: HAHAHHA, your fucking funny, YOU DUMB CUNT!
Me: Keep it up, bitch. Your boosting my ego. Fucking Ponce.

Damn, I'm good at impressions.

Zomboid · #33

Uh, I ignore you on aim, except for that time where I had you convinced that there was a secret I-Mock society that prevented you from getting further into the mock wars and that the price of admission was a shot of your boobs

No real friends? I don't understand how you don't see that normal people don't mix up the internet and real life. Maybe the reason that you don't have any "real friends" and you're forced to act as if people here actually like you is because you told what few friends you said things like, "Eric, you know, from THE BOARDS, said THE funniest thing last night".

Lenor · #34

Zomboid, was it not you who a few days ago sent me a IM saying and I quote: "YOUR ACTUALLY SLEEPING OMFG". Seriously, It was a joke. Please refer to the part underneath about 'impressions'. Do you need me to explain what that is to you? OBVIOUSLY, IT WAS A MADE UP CONVERSATION! When you try and defend yourself as much as you do, it get's rather boring.

And that's the way uh huh uh huh, I like it.

Supafly345 · #35

Jesus Christ

Vexation · #36

Superstar

arg_zombies · #37

grandpa Jones
ruined my life
why? grandpa jones, why?
because he said so
in his manly tone
'I will ruin you, boy'
with his manly tone
I took out my gun
and pistol whipped his forehead

Matt Harty · #38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor

When you try and defend yourself as much as you do, it get's rather boring.

:irony

Lenor · #39

Matt I would rather like to refer to it as, PUNK'D.

CAUSE HE GOT HIS!

arg_zombies · #40

anyone like PUNK rock?
Cos I just ordered that big Clash box set

noob3 · #41

not since bobo adobo left. punk rock is for pussies!

Zomboid · #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor

Matt I would rather like to refer to it as, PUNK'D.

CAUSE HE GOT HIS!

Um, can you please tell me where I "got mine"? I saw that you said impression. I am capable of reading, you know. I just thought that you might want to know why it's wrong and why you're still a retard.

What's really great about this is how you seem to think you've bested someone and start to do a victory dance when all you've done is further humiliate yourself in a place where most of the people don't like you.