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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:04 PM        BUGS
JESUS CHRIST FUCK BUGS

THEY KEEP GETTING IN THROUGH THE NIGHT SLOT

FOR EVERY TEN I KILL THIRTY MORE TAKE THEIR PLACE

BUG SPRAY AND AIR FRESHENER AND EVERY POISON I CAN THINK OF WON'T STOP THEM

JESUS HELP ME
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:06 PM       
YOU NEED MORE HUMAN REINFORCEMENTS

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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:07 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:07 PM       
THEY'RE IN MY SHRIT JESUS CHRIST
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:08 PM       
I HATE FLORIDA
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:08 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:11 PM       
ok i think i've stopped them

i sprayed the night slot with several poisonous chemicals and stuffed it with a few rags

the only problem i see with this is if someone comes by with an open flame
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:11 PM       
What is a night slot? Is it your bum hole?
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:11 PM       
wtf is a night slot anyway?

EDIT: eww is it?
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 09:12 PM       
i work in a motel, after 11 pm we take all check-ins through the window

edit: given my last post it would be a lot funnier if it were my asshole
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:30 PM       
If the night slot is only open some of the time, seal it off the rest of the time with a big magnet sheet. I did that to my locker vents in high school because there were always assholes trying to get rid of pot into random locker vents during searches.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:07 PM       
Today while placing sandbags at work we killed 12 black widows, 2 wolf spiders, and found a fang-less baby snake that "bit" my friend. I never knew that pallets of sandbags would contain entire ecosystems.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:11 PM       
THE RETURN OF SPIDER FIGHT NIGHT?
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 10:21 PM       
I mentioned to a friend that it could be a possibility. Huntsman spiders are one thing though. Black Widows are a whole 'nother story. I'm hesitant to mess with those bastards.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 11:52 PM       
bugs are cool @_@
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 06:39 AM       
if you like gross tiny monsters
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 11:09 AM       
You can only be rid of this plague by appeasing the Clock Spider:




Small watches are an appropriate sacrifice.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 01:50 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 01:58 PM       
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[HORRIBLE SPIDER PHOTOS]


Small watches are an appropriate sacrifice.
what the fuck is wrong with you
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 02:45 PM       
That is a fucking awesome spider, holy shit.

Do you, like, keep it as a pet?
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 03:55 PM       
ONLY A FLY
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 07:13 PM       
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That is one huge Huntsman.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 07:19 PM       
I like how the first picture makes it look like a clock with legs.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 08:21 PM       
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That is a fucking awesome spider, holy shit.

Do you, like, keep it as a pet?
I didn't take these pictures. They've been around the Internet for a long time.

Believe me, if I saw a spider that big, my first instinct wouldn't be to grab a camera.
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