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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 11:09 PM       
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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 11:49 PM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:07 AM       
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e="Father §paz"]People used to call me a spaz because I was inferrior in stature to them
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Nothing. They called me spaz and they could cuz they could beat me up. It was bad enough that I was beat hourly for playing Chrono Trigger.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:19 AM       
Why god why? I leave for a few hours and now my beatiful thread has turned into a horrible 18 year old son who just sits at home, masterbates, plays NBA 2K5, and gets fired at McDonalds for taking an early lunch. I am sad.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:29 AM       
Shows what you know, I work at Taco Bell!

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:30 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:34 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:40 AM       
Dammit Spaz its not always about you.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:43 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:49 AM       
Who was that for, Max? You or me?
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:53 AM       
Godammit Spaz please shut the everloving hell up. Your making my penis soft with your inane unfunny banter.
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7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room, fucktards.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 01:00 AM       
We both respond frequently, you douche.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 01:01 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 01:55 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:05 AM       
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I know I respond frequently, I'm sorry, I forgot to douche today.
Do you know how good a douche from one of those french toilet-like things feels? It's like god sucked up a hotspring and squirted it up your ass.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:21 AM       
AND SO WHEN SPAZ THRUSTED INTO KAHLJORN AND RELEASED A MILKY SUBSTANCE INTO SAID FUCKTARD'S RECTUM, KAHLJORN DECIDED TO NOT COMMIT SUICIDE THAT DAY, AS THE MANSEED DRIPPING OUT OF HIS RECTUM GAVE HIM REASON TO LIVE ONCE AGAIN.

LATER SPAZ AND KAHLJORN GOT DRUNK, BLEW SOME SAILORS AND LIT UP A TAMPON FROM SPAZ'S SHITTY ASS AND TOKED ON IT TO CELEBRATE THEIR NEW FOUND GAY LOVE.

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:34 AM       
I don't think shemales can be gay...
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:53 AM       
Damn max, that's pretty gross. Not only did Spaz cum in your eye but he cummed feces encrusted semen into your eyes? I'm just glad you didnt mention the part where he slapped you across the face a few times with his cock, the thick lines of brown warpaint aren't exactly an image i want to partake in, you kinky apache motherfucker.


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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:04 AM       
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Damn max, that's not right. Why the hell did you expose all my personal business like that? And for the record Spaz didn't just cum in my eye but he cummed feces encrusted semen into my eyes! I'm just glad you didnt mention the part where he slapped me across the face a few times with his cock, the thick lines of brown warpaint but those aren't exactly an image i want others to partake in as they are private, I can't help being a fucking kinky suicidal junkie motherfucker.


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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:08 AM       
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yea Kahljorn that was great fun I love the feces of barnyard animals. that fucktard spaz is close enough to a sheep that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a barn and roll around in the feces of a pregnant mare. Oh, the thoughts are enough!! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. it got in my eye again.
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oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking herion fix into my goddamn veins again! Shit I hope I don't get hepetitis again. Fuck that made me depressed... maybe I should just kill myself. Oh yeah that razor to the wrist oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. it got in my eye again.
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oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking chunk of feces into my goddamn pants again! Shit I hope I don't get caught by my mom again. Fuck that made me depressed, i hate my mommy... she never changes my diapers... maybe I should just clean myself. Oh yeah the thoughts of my mom seeing me in my shit diapers oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. it got in my eye again.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:27 AM       
Godammit why did I not see this coming?
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